#source: arrested development

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Grace: Do you think Steph is.... *whispers* gay?

Ruth: I dunno. Maybe not?

Grace: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

Ruth: Hope???

Grace: Think.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [208/?]

[batfamgalore]

*Tim is going behind Jason’s back and is trying to prove himself to Bruce, but he can’t let Jason know*

Tim: I need to do this job, okay? I need to prove that I can do this job.

Jason: To who?

Tim: To… you. (lying)

Jason: Tim, I’m your big brother. I’ll never be impressed with you.

[waltermis]

Across

Y/N: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a 't' on it?

Steve: That's a cross

Y/N: Across from where??

Natasha *staring at you endearingly*: That's my girl

[milfloverobisanya]

isaac: where's coach beard?

roy: oh, who knows? i don't even know where he lives.

jamie: he doesn't live at ted’s?

colin: i’ve always pictured him in a lighthouse

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: What are you doing later?

Bette: Having my night ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Do you think Kate is… gay?

Natasha: I dunno. Maybe not?

Yelena: Yeah. It’s never the ones you hope.

Natasha: Hope???

Yelena: Think.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Why should I go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Walburga: Don't you judge me! You're the selfish one! You're the one who charged his own brother for a Chocolate Frog the other day! I mean, it's one Frog, Sirius. What could it cost? Ten Galleons?

Sirius: ...You've never actually set foot in a store, have you, Mother?

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Spot, in prison: "You know? I haven't had a vacation in years. This is my vacation. I'm exercising, I'm sleeping well."

Miles, as spiderman: "You're doing time."

Spot: "I'm doing the time of my life!"

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet Bridgerton never plays favorites

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: While I'm gone, Donnie is in charge.

Raph: I should be in charge, I'm the second oldest brother.

Leo: Do you even want to be in charge?

Raph: No, but I'd like to be asked.

[the-black-bulls]

Finral: I’m a wanted man.

Langris: That’s impossible. You weren’t even a wanted child.

[batfamgalore]

*Dick, undercover in Arkham*

Harley Quinn: Dick, what are you doing here?

Dick: Life, Harley. I killed a guy.

*stares*

Dick: Nah, I’m just undercover. I’m gonna bust out tomorrow.

[bruhseidon]

Tom: I’m a wanted man.

Y/N: That’s impossible. You weren’t even a wanted child.

[inncorrect-starklings]

Tommen: {About Cersei} It's like she gets off on being withholding.

Joffrey: Whoa, Tommen!

Myrcella: Look who's ragging on the old lady!

Tommen: “I’m Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I feel good about myself.”

Tommen: Because I'm an uptight {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep}, Tommen {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} you old horny slut!

Myrcella: {stunned} Nobody's going to top