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Porky: Oh, I can't hang out with my friends anymore? "Oh yeah, you can come along!" "Oh, Porky, get out of the van--"
Ness: Wait, what van?!
#Source: the Umbrella Academy#Submission#Elder-sister#Mother 2#Earthbound#Porky minch#Pokey minch#Ness
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Lucas: No matter what I do, nobody at school wants to be friends with me!
Kumatora: Yeah literally can't relate to that problem at all, but you know who NOBODY likes? Hey Duster!
Duster: First of all, how dare you--
#Source: unkown cartoon#(I am pretty sure it's uh. The Mao Mao show cannot look up the title rn. Heroes of pure heart I think#Submission#Kumatora#Duster mother 3#Lucas mother 3#Mother 3#Why is she so mean to the stinky man 😔#Elder-sister
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Duster: we're here to kick some names!
Kumatora: and take some ass!
#Source: unkown#This is actually painful I have to copy paste the swear words every time!!! I CANNOT TYPE THEM BECAUSE I MUST KEEP MY NO SWEAR STREAK#MOTHER 3#Kumatora#Duster
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Pippi, exhaling: how's my breath smell?
Ninten: like flowers! How'd you do that?
Pippi: I ate a bunch.
#Source: unsure#Pippi mother 1#Ninten#Mother 1#Earthbound beginnings#Earthbound zero#MOTHER encore#Because thas where the headcanon came from
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Porky: if I was in a room trapped with bombs and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato, I'd die.
Ness: how would you even get in a situation like that.
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Ness: I made you a friendship bracelet!
Porky: pssssh, I'm not much of a JEWELRY person *snickers*
Ness: okay, well you don't have to wear it-
Porky: no, back off, I'm wearing it forever!
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Porky: do you know what this is?
Ness: ...it looks like a list.
Porky: WRONG! It's a list.
#Submission#Elder-sister#source: a series of unfortunate events#Porky minch#Ness#Earthbound#Mother 2
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(In moonside)
Ness: what do you want most in life?
Jeff: to get out!
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Ness: with enough duct tape, anything is possible!
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Are we allowed to include ships in our quotes?
Hmm, depends on the ship! To avoid discourse and such, I perfer to stick to ships that are canon/semi canon in game such as Paula x Ness or Jeff x Tony, or Ninten x Ana etc.
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Ness, fighting Porky: I'm glad you all came to commemorate the worst day of my life.
Paula: I thought it was that time you didn't get pulled at the AC/DC concert.
Jeff: or when your aunt substitute-taught your sex-ed class.
Poo: what about that day you stopped wearing that shirt you always wear?
Porky: heh, I thought the worst day was when you got that haircut you currently have right now.
Ness: remember that time when I got my shirt caught in- wait, why am I participating in this?
#Source: Happy Endings#Ness#Paula jones#Paula earthbound#Jeff andonuts#Prince poo#Poo earthbound#Porky Minch#Pokey Minch
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Am I bothering you with this many submissions?
Yes? GOOD.
BTW I love this blog keep it up this is great
Thank you, aside from alignment charts incorrect quotes are also my passion. More submits the merrier, I might gotta start queueing stuff.
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Kumatora: did you have a plan?!
Duster: I THOUGHT ADRENALINE WOULD TAKE OVER BUT IT DID NOT.
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Aloysius: Porky, are you in there? Your mother wants to see you.
Porky: no, I'm out with Ness.
Aloysius: Ah, alright then.
Aloysius, later, angry: you're killing me, Porky. You're killing your own father.
#Sorry i'm in a Porky mood today#Out of character but.#Source: internet#(Idk what that means I just got that from another incorrect quotes blog)#Porky minch#Pokey minch#Aloysius minch
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Monotoli: I once quoted a Vine in front of Porky. Nobody believes him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet. It’s delightful.
#Would now be a good time to mention that I headcanon that Monotoli likes minion memes#Source: Tumblr#Mother 2#Earthbound#Geldegarde Monotoli
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"First of all,"
-Ness, praying an idea will come to him in the next 5 seconds
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Poo, cursing everyone out: English doesn't have enough curse words!
Ness: We're being cussed out in languages we don't speak...
Jeff: ...and it's really crude stuff.
#Submission#Elder-sister#Source: Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon#Earthbound#Mother 2#Prince poo#Jeff andonuts#Ness
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