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[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Jayce: Bad news—Sky locked us all out of the lab.

Jayce: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Jayce: Bad news—Sky finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Jayce: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Jayce: Bad news—it was Viktor, and since he’s already seen me fall out of my chair a dozen times, cry because I saw a gear that was just too damn small, and knows I can pole dance on the Mercury Hammer, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Remus: [about Sirius] Under his punk rock exterior, there is a mushy, emotional, horny, self-loathing center.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha, unbuttoning shirt: God, it’s hot in here.

Rio: Yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Hey, Ava. You wanna help?

Ava, wrapped in a blanket: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Zelena: Why is Emma asleep on your shoulder? Regina: Shut up! This is sweet! Zelena: An hour ago you were complaining that she was annoying. Regina: I changed my mind.

[surelyimisheard]

born screaming

[bg3-fix]

Gale: "What would you like for breakfast?" Durge: "I wish to devour the unborn-" Astarion: "Eggs. They want eggs."

[textpostmemespksp]

Meme #833

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[incorrect-star-allies]

Dark Meta Knight: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Shadow Kirby: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that's worse!

[too-pretty-for-this-mess]

Marcus: gets down on one knee

Preston: Oh my god, it's finally happening...

Marcus: falls over

Preston: The poison is kicking in.

[bbu-fan-blog]

"I've gotten into so many life threatening scenarios, my body no longer registers fear."

- Billie, probably

[archxangels]

starry eyed

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: I love it when Rio's cheeks get all red.

Alice: Aw, that’s sweet. You love making her blush.

Agatha: I do… but those are not the cheeks I was talking about.

Alice: … Oh.

[writerswho]

Damian: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Tim: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Jon.

Damian, pointing his hot glue gun towards Tim: You’re on thin fucking ice.

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Kon, about Tim: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.