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Noctis: I am such an idiot.
Ignis: ...If you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s going to be a long night.
#incorrect quotes#ffxv#Noctis Lucis Caelum#ignis scientia#final fantasy xv#source: last man standing#Final Fantasy
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Ignis: Here you are: one delicious health drink.
Noctis: Do me a favor: Throw it down the toilet. Cut out the middleman.
#incorrect quotes#noctis lucis caelum#ffxv#ff15#ignis scientia#final fantasy#final fantasy xv#noctis#source: spectre
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Ardyn: I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven.
Noctis: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.
#incorrect quotes#ffxv#Noctis Lucis Caelum#final fantasy xv#ardyn izunia#ff15#source: the nanny#noctis
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Noctis: Everyone knows darkness doesn’t work. The only thing strong enough to conquer the world is the taking naps.
Prompto: Yeah! Wait, what?
#Noctis Lucis Caelum#ffxv#ff15#incorrect quotes#prompto argentum#Final Fantasy#noctis#source: yugioh abridged
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Noctis: Now let’s go fishing!
Ignis: What about breakfast?
Noctis: Fishing!
Gladio: Finding a place to sleep?
Noctis: Fishing!
Prompto: Meeting Luna???
Noctis: Fishing!
Fishing spot: [appears]
Noctis: FISHING!!!
#incorrect quotes#ffxv#Noctis Lucis Caelum#ff15#Final Fantasy#noctis#prompto argentum#ignis scientia#gladiolus amicitia#source: pokemon abridged
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Noctis, texting mischievously: A theif.
Cloud: A thief?
Noctis: Theif.
Cloud: I before E except after C.
Noctis: Thceif.
Cloud: No.
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Luna: Noctis, apologize to Ravus.
Noctis: Fine.
Noctis: Unfuck you or whatever
#Noctis Lucis Caelum#incorrect quotes#ffxv#ff15#lunafreya nox fleuret#source: tumblr#final fantasy xv#noctis
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Being bisexual means you can only like two things. I’ve chosen video games and fishing
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Gladiolus: so, what's with the lube
Noctis: oh, you mean the slippery water? it tastes nasty, don't drink it
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#gun tw#{ STOP REPOSTING OTHERS' CONTENT! }#{ if you repost content without consent you go to hell before you die }#{ i WILL block you }#{ but if noct's having a bad day he'll warn you personally though DMs and if you're a jerk abt it i may have to put you on blast }#{ btw this is an official screenshot SE used to promote the game }
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Hate when older people say “you’re too young to be tired”, like alright, you’re too old to be alive, but here we are.
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I’m bi and I’m confused. Not about being bi. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
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Noctis: Why do you dress so professional and stuff?
Ignis: Why do you dress like a storm-soaked rat?
#ffxv#Noctis Lucis Caelum#final fantasy xv#ignis scientia#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#noctis#Final Fantasy
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Prompto: In 5th grade we were supposed to find 100 facts about our favorite animal and I was one of the only people who finished the full assignment so now I just have a bunch of chocobo facts stuck in my brain
Noctis: Say one chocobo fact
Prompto: They start with the letter C.
#final fantasy xv#Noctis Lucis Caelum#ffxv#incorrect quotes#prompto argentum#ff15#source: tumblr#noctis
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Ardyn: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forget which one.
Noctis: Well with the way this family meetup is going, I hope it’s mine.
#ffxv#final fantasy xv#Noctis Lucis Caelum#incorrect quotes#ardyn izunia#ffxv spoilers#ff15#source: tumblr#noctis
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Noctis: Cor got me a “get better soon” card.
Prompto: Dude, are you sick? You know you're not supposed to go to school when you're-
Noctis: I’m not. He just wanted me to do better... at life.
#ffxv#Noctis Lucis Caelum#final fantasy xv#incorrect quotes#cor leonis#ff15#prompto argentum#Final Fantasy#noctis
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Ignis: This is not time for your shenanigans!
Noctis: It was one single shenanigan.
#final fantasy xv#incorrect quotes#Noctis Lucis Caelum#ffxv#ff15#ignis scientia#Final Fantasy#source: psych
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