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Josh: Sabi looked so beautiful today

Noah: ikr I just wanted to keep touching her belly

Sabina: *eavesdropping on them and getting emotional*

Josh: me too. I think I want to move to Mexico after the Josh is born.

Noah: Josh? The baby's gonna be named Noah.

Josh: oh come on its gonna be named Josh. I'm Sabi's favourite.

Noah: I'M HALF MEXICAN!

Josh: So?

Alex: The baby's gonna be named Alex. Whether it's a boy or girl.

Sabina: Shut up you three! It's not gonna be named after any of you

Alex, Noah and Josh: 👁👄👁

Bailey: yes it's gonna be named Bailey, right Sabi?

Sabina: no the kid's gonna end up like you four and torment me for life!

Lamar: I mean Lamar is a pretty good name too. Just saying.

Krystian: Well...Krystian is a pretty rare name...I might add.

Sabina: Yonta I would like to go on my maternity leave now!

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Any: can I be the god mother?

Sabina: sure

Any: yayyyy I love you sabi thank you

Joalin: *looks at Sabi with puppy dog eyes*

Sabina: *whispers* the baby's gonna be named joalin.

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Sabina: I'm pregnant

Any: *sighs*

Sabina: huh?

Sina: guys it's happening again...

Sabina: What?

Noah: you're sleep talking with your eyes opened

Sabina: No I really am pregnant

Josh: sure you are darling. Let's get you to bed now

Heyoon: who's positive pregnancy test is this?

Sabina: 1...2...3...

Everyone: AHHHH SABI!!!!

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krys(closes the fridge door and hears something fall in it)

krys: well sounds like a problem for the next person!

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noah coming home late

bailey: noah, are you drunk?

noah: I AM NOT DRUNK!

bailey: can you tell the time?

noah(talking to the clock): I am NOT drunk!

bailey: .........

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therapist: so what brought you 3 here

Heyoon (points at noah and josh): they never take things seriously!

therapist (nodding and looking at josh and noah): and you both?

noah and josh : A car!

heyoon (in disappointment): You see what i have to go through!

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heyoon:why are you late?

sabina: there was a biological malfunction that yielded an unforeseen surplus of unconsciousness.

heyoon:

heyoon: u overslept

sabina: i overslept

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Pepe: *gets down on one knee*

Sabina: omg it's finally happening ahhh!!

Pepe: *Ties his shoelaces*

Sabina: HE STOPPED WEARING CROCS!!! *wipes tears*

Krystian: I think she's an imposter

Joalin: Huh? What?

Shivani: Our Sabina would've killed Pepe if he got down on one knee and didn't propose

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Kyle: Gather Around. We've got a problem.

Alex: Look if it's about the fire...

Kyle: No it's not about the fire- Wait! WHAT FIRE?!

Josh: Nevermind, This sounds more interesting.

Heyoon: *Running around with a fire extinguisher* You can't microwave foil, you fucking idiots!

Sabina: *Covering Alex's ears* HEYOON DON'T CURSE AROUND MY CHILD!

Noah: He's her grandchild too.

Kyle: GUYS THERE'S A GODDAMN FIRE!!!!

Shivani: Fixed it!

Heyoon: *wiping off a tear* my baby's all grown up!

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During 'Love, Love, Love' shoot

Josh: You Know I'm jealous of you.

Any: What? Why?

Josh: The person you're kissing is hotter than the person I am.

Any: What? oh-

Josh: *Runs away*

Any: JOSHUA BEAUCHAMP

Noah: He won't come back, Any! He's gone.

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Josh: You know i'm jealous of you?

Noah: Huh? Why?

Josh: Your best friend is so smarter and hotter than mine.

Noah: Wait- But-

Noah: You're my best friend.

Noah: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-

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Sina: Explain your best friend's life....

Heyoon: oh I'll do Kyle, 'Now United is the best group to tech, Now United is the worst group to teach, Now United is the best group to tech, Now United is the worst group to teach!'

Kyle: oh yeah, well, 'I'm not NU's mom, Noah pick up your socks, why do uniters think I'm your mom, Sofya go tell everyone dinner's ready, I'M NOT THAT OLD!!'

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Noah: Knock Knock...

Josh: ughh...who's there?

Noah: Urine

Josh: Urine who?

Noah: URINE-secure, don't know what for?

Josh: I swear to god I'm gonna kill this 20 year old directioner!!

Sina: At least you didn't had to see him cry for hours because he was not a plastic pigeon.

Noah: KEVIN. His name is KEVIN! You do not disrespect KEVIN!

Shivani: *walks in the room and sees Noah* Who said what about One Direction?

Bailey: Sina said something about Kevin.

Shivani: *hugging Noah while he wipes his tears* Ohh why do you all hate Noah?

Josh: We don't hate Noah...

Sina: Yeah we do hate Noah

Josh: Yeah we do!

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Josh: You can not say 'bubbles' and make it sound threatening.

Noah: 👁👄👁

*LATER THAT DAY*

Lamar: Can someone explain to me why Noah has been screaming the word 'bubbles' at the top his lungs?

Josh: *evil smirk*

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Heyoon: Listen hear you little sh*ts...

Heyoon: And Hina

Hina: 😌

(PS ik I read it somewhere just don't know where so no credits to me)

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Krystian: Saby and Shiv are pretty similar!

Joalin: No they're not

Krystian: Yes they are!

Joalin: Today Shiv cried to me because she broke a plate

Krystian: That's because she saw Heyoon go all Satan on Noah for the cups...poor kid

Joalin: Saby came in my room at 4AM last night while eating speggethi and meatballs to tell me she crashed my car and then went back to sleep

Krystian: They are not similar and Saby needs therapy or...Shelby

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Noah: This world is so beautiful! This is such a great day! I love this day! I love everyone! Even you Josh and I forgive you for skipping What Makes You Beautiful during our dance party! See this is such an awesome day...love and forgiveness is everywhere!!

Josh: I asked McDonald's to put pickles in your burger.

Noah: YOU MONSTER! I'M OFFICIALLY CHANGING MY BIRTHDAY TO THE 1ST OF APRIL!

Josh: Fine by me...You'll be the one born on April Fool's.

Noah: UGHHH!!!

Sabina: Josh apologise before Noah explodes.