sovengardeswag - Tumblr blog

[sovengardeswag]

Writing Commissions From SovengardeSwag!

Hello! My name is Sam and I'm a nonbinary latine writer! I offer short stories, poetry, and essays in all genres! I charge 5 cents a word and 1.25 USD per line of poetry! You can contact me through the link to my portfolio in the replies!

[sovengardeswag]

that.jewish.activist: this isn’t my usual activism post, but rather it’s a little post about the history of kaifeng jews 

[sovengardeswag]

The fun thing about the knights and knaves puzzle is that no matter what goofy variant you come up with, not only has it already been considered, some maniac has worked out the optimal solution. What if there's a third guard who lies or tells the truth at random? It's been done. What if the guards will only answer yes/no questions, and also for some reason they understand your language but refuse to speak it, and you don't know which of the two words they may respond with means "yes" and which means "no"? Literal thesis papers have been written on that one. Logicians are absolute freaks for these guys.

[sovengardeswag]

Writing Commissions From SovengardeSwag!

Hello! My name is Sam and I'm a nonbinary latine writer! I offer short stories, poetry, and essays in all genres! I charge 5 cents a word and 1.25 USD per line of poetry! You can contact me through the link to my portfolio in the replies!

[sovengardeswag]

Writing Commissions From SovengardeSwag!

Hello! My name is Sam and I'm a nonbinary latine writer! I offer short stories, poetry, and essays in all genres! I charge 5 cents a word and 1.25 USD per line of poetry! You can contact me through the link to my portfolio in the replies!

[sovengardeswag]

I have been allowed to selfishly cut Drow's (@meanbossart) hair. Just to see... but this also seems like an essential part of Drow-tending, like shearing a big purple sheep. God knows what's stuck in there, and you KNOW this man doesn't brush any part of himself enough.

Unfortunately Typhus cannot always be trusted with the clippers. At least this ram can keep the shepherd in line...!

[sovengardeswag]

not being in any of the same fandoms as your mutuals but being excited for/with them when something happens within said fandoms

[sovengardeswag]

[sovengardeswag]

remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

[sovengardeswag]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[sovengardeswag]

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

[sovengardeswag]

I’m Team Valor for sure

[sovengardeswag]

shadowzel

[sovengardeswag]

I'm having a mermaids and centaurs sale over on Ko-Fi!

[sovengardeswag]

yes

[sovengardeswag]

A couple pet portrait commissions for someone who recently lost their sweet boy.