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spooky jim: i would never say that my boyfriend is a bitch and i don’t like him. that’s not true… my boyfriend is a bitch and i like him so much!

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trenchler

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clancy: my assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

torchbearer: ...don’t you mean benevolence?

clancy: no.

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*debby and josh enter a dive bar*

debby: look, i know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

josh, in a scuba diving suit: i would like leave, please.

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tyler: if i make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all i need.

tyler: not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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clancy, to the banditos: if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

clancy: damn, y’all depressed as fuck!

torchbearer: you didn’t clap either-

clancy: SHUT UP!

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josh: live, laugh, love!

tyler: die, cry, hate.

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spooky jim: *gets down on one knee*

blurryface: oh my god! it’s finally happening!

spooky jim: *collapses*

blurryface: the poison’s kicking in!

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torchbearer: let’s not clancy this into a worse situation than it already is.

clancy: did you just use my name as a verb?

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clancy: i'm allergic to death.

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OI!!!

mark: ooh, somebody has a crush

tyler: pfft, i don’t have a crush on josh i just think he's cool, it’s not like i stay up at night thinking about him.

mark: i never mentioned you or josh

tyler: ...

omg clock it mark

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mark: ooh, somebody has a crush

tyler: pfft, i don’t have a crush on josh i just think he's cool, it’s not like i stay up at night thinking about him.

*later that night*

tyler, very much awake: uh oh.

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sorry for spam liking your posts this account is hilarious and I love you for your service :)

do not apologize for this ever this is what i post for

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Clancy: Nico, I don’t want to orange justice while you chant “Go white boy go” any longer. We have been at this for hours

(inspired by that one guilty gear quote)

go white boy go

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tyler: my hands are cold.

josh: here, let me hold them.

tyler: my lips are cold too.

josh: *covers tyler's mouth with his hand*

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blurryface: i am literally evil incarnate.

blurryface: i’m not actually, i just enjoy being evil.

blurryface: which i think actually makes it even more evil because i’m making a conscious effort.

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tyler: you get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

josh: eat a nickel.

tyler: a reminder: you have retained all your skills and memories.

josh: eat a nickel.

tyler: ok.