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Noel, entering Ugo's room: Brando did it again.

Ugo: Peace disturbance?

Noel: What no-

Ugo: Arson..?

Noel: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Ugo: uh....Attempted murder?

Noel: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Gabriele: Seb, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?

Sebastian: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?

Gabriele: I’m never asking you anything ever again

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Rob: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Callum: Are you calling me short?

Rob: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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Rob: So, I've been thinking Oscar-

Oscar: That's dangerous.

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Arthur: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Ollie: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Arthur: It’s four in the morning.

Ollie: Turn the light back off.

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Charles, near tears: Please, Ollie, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Charles: You know me, Ollie, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?

Ollie: What?

Charles: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

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Dino: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Arvid.

Gabriele: You just said it again.

Arvid:

Dino: I am not a role model.

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*after discussing a plan*

Ollie: Does anyone have any questions?

Kimi: Is this legal?

Ollie: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Oscar: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Fred: It was me...

Oscar: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Oscar: Rob, why are you crying?

Rob: This book is so sad!!

Oscar, picking it up: But this is my diary-

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Ollie: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?

Paul: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

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Frederik: You kidnapped Théo? That’s illegal!

Ollie: But Fred, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Théo, or destroying your chance to be the champion?

Frederik: Kidnapping Théo, Ollie!!!

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Dino: You're pathetic!

Paul: You're pathetic-er!

Zak: You're both losers.

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Lorenzo & Kimi: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Lorenzo: We need an adult!

Kimi: Lorenzo, you are an adult!

Lorenzo: We need an adultier adult! Get Rafael!

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Antonio: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Pierre: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Jak: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ollie: But are you shuffling?

Jak: Everyday.

Arthur: What language are you two speaking??