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Perturabo, during the Siege: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell.

The other primarchs in the room: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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"How do you look so fair and bright? Under the cloak of sorrow Look at these wings you’re made for flight Cut down before you could know" — ♫: CLANN - Arise

·· Cassia Orsellio, Lady Navigator of the Navis Nobilite

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my HUSBAND my BABY GIRL my MALEWIFE

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Lorgar: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.

Fulgrim: Sacrifice? I nominate Alpharius.

Alpharius: Wait, what?

Fulgrim: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.

*Sounds of bolters being loaded in the shadows*

Lorgar: Stop it, it's not that kind of sacrifice!

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Abel from Rogue Trader

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sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though

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I have seen that “Everything is canon”, post like its some kind “gotcha, this is stupid”-response, and I have balked how dumb some of the takes are.

But then I realised not everyone is as autistically obsessed with warham as I am. And I should take a step outside my own bubble and try to see things from other people's perspectives. Especially people who perhaps do not read much lore, but just enjoys Youtube lore videos or such.

The entire quote is “Everything is canon, not everything is true”.

It was written so armies would have something to fight over in this war game. There were little differences to quarrel over that didn't have a right or wrong side. Even armies who were usually allies could find something to beef over when the usual beef of MacGuffin or land had gone stale.

One of my favourite examples of the “Everything is canon, not everything is true”-rule is how in the Ultramarine codex they say “No Ultramarine has ever fallen to chaos”, while in the Black legion (I believe it was, some chaosy codex anyway) says they have a renegade Ultramarine. Not both of these can be true.

It is up to the players to pick what side you want to belive, both sides have good reasons to lie about this.

So when we say “Lore isn't important, its just fluff”, that doesn't mean we don't care about the lore, it's the fact we have been told since the start that you are allowed to believe what you want, because that makes for a more exciting story.

Finding inconsistencies is not a bug, it is a feature (and it also makes this increadibly vast fictional universe bearable to manage since no one person can realistically keep track of it all).

The Codices are propaganda, plain and simple. The books are told from a perspective, (usually the imperium because humans are relatable I guess 🤷‍♀️)

The unreliable narrator is the core and essence of Warhammer, and if you want to cling to only one true story, you will go insane. For this setting is blessed and ruled by the Changer of Ways.

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And I wouldn't have made this game unless I didn't see those things being a repeat happening.

Like. You know what I am saying?

You see it in one book. Ok that's was a choice, let's move on.

You see it two different books. Odd but you move past it.

Alright three times. Is this a pattern?

Is this who we are now?

What was happening in Black Library during the 90s?

They were up to something. I can see glimpses of their vision and I somewhat feel cheated that we never got that Salamanders Villain Arc.

You don't know subversion of expectations until you read a salamander tell a bunch humans that he isn't here to save them and that they can go eat bricks for all he cares.

Or that space wolve romantic side plot. Like sure, it would have been mangled corpse and a thing only the author could love. But it would have been entertaining to read.

Theres an alternative timeline that never came to be because Games Workshop patched up that gas leak.

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The thing I love the most about Perturabo is that he doesn't really hold grudges, despite his temper, his grumpy demeanour and all that, he is waaay to forgiving.

He didnt keep a grudge for his foster brother Andos when Andos beat him in the art competition(despite in his rage destroying the artwork, and his relationship with his brother). And not only that, he openly admitted to other people that Andos was better than him, at art, and as a human and was surprised and disappointed that Andos wasn't named Tyrant after their father's death.

Perturabo forgave Fulgrim for lying to him and almost killing him and stealing his soul. He forgave him enough to fight beside him at Terra. He wasnt happy about it, but he didnt make a fuss.

He has been forgiving Abaddon time and time again and has helped the war effort of the long war

Perturabos reputation as unforgiving and cold is undeserved. Just let the guy mope for 15 minutes and he will bounce back.

I do wonder if he even truly hates Dorn or if he just wants to challenge himself enough to beat him and is too uncharismatic to express himself.

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Remember Kids, the people calling you "a tourist" are the same ones who believes the laziest trolls on the internet.

No need to take offense by low IQ people.

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Konrad: Something’s off.

Lorgar: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Konrad: No, but that’s funny.

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hi. i made an artblog. warhamber

(also @incorrect-primarchs-quotes told me to post that first image to tumblr but HERES MORE AHAHAHA)

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YOOOOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS HOW COULD I

The Primarchs are a couple of shitters(and i love them all). Original post by @incorrect-primarchs-quotes, thanks for letting me dub this!!! Also featuring my buddy @revtrosity as Fulgrim!

i will absolutely do more of these. BTW, link to the OG post https://www.tumblr.com/incorrect-primarchs-quotes/703471006699880448?source=share

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