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Neneko: Your dad looks gnc af Lissy: YOU'RE INSANE

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Tia: Why am I the bad guy? Lucine: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Kat: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Dave: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Twelve: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— Ben, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! Twelve: I'M NOT DONE! Twelve: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

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Zoey: How do you connect with a fictional character? Kat: What? Hokoto: What? Reese: What? Apollo: pulls up a 500 slide presentation I'm glad you asked.

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Twelve: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!

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Twelve: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine? Tia: Twelve, what did you do? Twelve: Take a guess.

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Neneko: I am your king, long may I reign! Kat: Well I didn’t vote for you! Neneko: You don’t vote for kings. Kat: Well how’d you become king then? Neneko: Ben of the Lake, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Neneko, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Kat: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Apollo: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room. Aloe: Why did you say that so vaguely? Sara and I are literally the only people you called in here.

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Reese: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

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Ben: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.

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Ben: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Tia: You and me! Ben: tearing up Ok.

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Ben: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?

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Sara: Are you busy? Reese: Yes. Sara: Cool, listen to this…

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Zoey: State your name, rank, and intention. Sara: Sara, Sara, fun.

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Tia, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? Apollo: Other side, Tia…

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Ben: you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated Apollo: outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell Apollo: hopital