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January sending a funny text to Gale: This is sending me.

Gale: Sending you where?

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Every language is a love language when you love languages

River Gale

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January: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Gale, not looking up: Myxine Cicifrons

January:

January: fsh

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Mori: My shoulders have never been un-tensed in their lives and wouldn’t know what to do with themselves if they were.

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Valery: Teen years are crazy because people will ask you if you're gay just because you don't talk.

Valery: They were right, of course, but it still hurt.

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Kuroda: You really push all my buttons! Mori: And yet I haven't found mute.

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Anna: Why does Dr Kolkhanov call you babygirl?

Shenkov: Let’s just stop talking for a while

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Shenkov: I want to kiss you.

Valery, not paying attention: What?

Shenkov: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

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Shenkov, sipping tea: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Shenkov: Know why I called you in here?

Valery: Because I accidentally said I worship the ground you walk on?

Shenkov: [stops pouring 2 glasses of wine] Accidentally?

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Anna: How did Valery usually get out of these messes?

Svetlana: He didn’t. He just made a bigger mess that cancelled the first one out.

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Resovskaya: Valery, you should learn to accept your flaws, just like me.

Valery: You accept your flaws?

Resovskaya: No, but I accept yours.

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Valery: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?

Shenkov: What the hell??!! No

Valery, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Shenkov: Of course what do you need?

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Valery: What are you writing?

Svetlana: The KGB wanted to know what kind of explosives we keep at home. I'm writing them a personal letter explaining why that's private information.

Valery: ...that just says "fuck around and find out" in fancy calligraphy.

Svetlana: yeah 😌

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Shenkov talking into a recorder: Valery never ceases to amaze me. This is hour... ten that he's been doing this American 'cha cha real smooth' dance. I do not know how much longer his body can take. This is too smooth.

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Shenkov, pointing out the front window: Look at that! They vanished!!

Valery, confused: Then what should I be looking at?

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Resovskaya: You have to be tough, and you're a softie.

Valery: That hurt my feelings, but I see your point.