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Things That Happened On My First Day At Target

-Sold lingerie to an eighty year old woman

-Got a free salted caramel frappacino from the suspectedly gay barista, Parker

-Sold a bra to the mom of a sixteen year old girl who was cringing the entire time

-Had a very engaging conversation with a three year old boy about colors. We both like blue.

-Served an old woman who I thought had an impressive mustache, but it was just nose hair

-Watched her and two other women with her get trapped between two sets of automatic doors because they did not understand how to open them. How they got through the first set, I still do not know.

-Sold fifteen gallons of kitty litter to a soccer mom who refused to break eye contact

-Got a second free starbucks drink. This one was a pumpkin pie one that wasn’t even on the menu. I like this barista man.

-Gave dozens of children stickers. Several of them squealed when they got them. This is the best part of my job.

-Sold an old man $200 of furniture and got him to sign up for a Target credit card. Before he finished the last step, he turned and walked away with his cart without a word.

-He still hadn’t paid. I called him back and he apologized, saying “sorry, sometimes my diabetes makes me do that.” He didn’t finish getting the card.

-A woman came up with $220 of items. After a wad of coupons and a stack of free gift cards from other promotions, her total went down to $55. I want her to teach me. 

-Saw a girl skipping down the aisle in what can only be described as a pink princess fairy wedding dress. She was filled with happiness and if I hadn’t been on the clock I would have taken her. At the very least, I want that outfit for my own.

-Got approached by a large man named Jason. He told me not to steal. I will take this advice to heart. 

-Met a woman referred to only as The Cat Lady. She asked if I wanted her to buy me a keychain from Ross. I told her I had no keys. She nodded solemnly and walked away, whispering their exact location inside Ross, just in case.

-Got called into the HR Head’s office at the end of my shift. I was expecting to be yelled at for some reason. She and another lead showered me in compliments for ten minutes straight, saying a lot of managers had been saying great things about me all day. Not what I expected, but I’ll take it.

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Do you think they've gotten sued yet?

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Yeah hi black people wear makeup too right?

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Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

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this is a shoutout to trans boys with softer features and squishy bodies. you’re still a boy no matter what your body looks like.

this is a shoutout to trans girls with more defined jawlines, broader shoulders, “bigger” statures. you’re still a girl no matter what your body looks like.

this is a shoutout to non-binary people who aren’t androgynous, dress more “feminine” or “masculine”, lean more towards the gender they were assigned at birth, and otherwise don’t fit the stereotypes of non-binary. you are still non-binary.

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I've always viewed it as the game trying to take the concept of racism and apply it to something that the viewer cannot relate to, thus making it easier to show them how wrong it is when the player isn't already caught up in their own biases.

how many more games r we gonna have where fake racism against like robots and elves take center stage but irl racism is never addressed or never actually exists jw

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I wish that girly things or things that women enjoy weren’t looked down upon like they are, because it doesn’t feel good to shy away from something I like just because it might make others view me as feminine or lesser

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imagine like . a fucking bird . just landing on sherlock’s head out of nowhere. john would start to laugh really hard but sherlock would go immediately still and would shush him and tell him that he was scaring it away. john would go quiet and just stare at this bird literally making a nest on sherlock’s head whilst sherlock makes his :’> face

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HI EXCUSE ME BUT REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN WE WERE ALL UP IN ARMS ABOUT HOW MORIARTY HAD A TWIN???

COULD THIS MEAN SOMETHING MAYBE

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ok but ben when everyone took turn to say how well s4 filming is

they’ve Kissed

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Scenes without background music; John Watson told Sherlock to “Stand Up Straight”.

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