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Ivyburble: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Honeysuckle?

Honeysuckle: …I’m sorry.

Ivyburble: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!

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Ivyburble: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Honeysuckle: *sobbing*

Ivyburble: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

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Honeysuckle, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Ivyburble: Yeah, Honeysuckle will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Honeysuckle: Exactly, I will straight up-

Honeysuckle:

Honeysuckle, tearing up: Ivyburble, why would you say that?!

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Campionpaw: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

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Ivyburble: Who hurt you?

Honeysuckle: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Ivyburble: ...Yes, actually.

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Bristleblaze: Avery has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop.

Bristleblaze: I asked Avery where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed.

Bristleblaze: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."

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Streamfleck, texting Lamb: Lamb there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Streamfleck: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Streamfleck: Lamb

Streamfleck: Lamb

Lamb: Lamb is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

Both belong to @ambitiousauthor

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Hollowstar: Do we have any orange juice left? Goldfishfur: *pours the remaining juice into their cup* Goldfishfur: Sorry, we’re all out.

Both belong to @wills-woodland-warriors

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Hailflit: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. Nightspot: Where am I on the list? Hailflit: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Ripperclaw: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

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Grouseheart: I’m so excited! Hailflit: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... Grouseheart: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! Hailflit: Yeah!

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Siltstar: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Firefeather: All I drank was Redbull! Siltstar: How many? Firefeather: Eighteen.

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idea: if you turn submissions on so we could send in our own incorrect quotes to be posted!! - @wills-woodland-warriors , who’s submissions would all come from my old and inactive blog, @/basil-writes-legends-of-tomorrow! (No pressure ofc)

i did not realize those were off, thanks

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Webstripe: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

@starfalcon555 is the owner of Webstripe

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Siltstar: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Firefeather: Firefeather: …Should I not have?

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Redjay: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

(redjay belongs to

@residents-of-the-darkforest and

@ambitiousauthor

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Firefeather: You have to apologize to Ripperclaw! Orangefluff: Fine! Orangefluff: Unfuck you, or whatever!