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How does it feel to be the funniest person on this website
Ghetsis: How do you do that?
Colress: What?
Ghetsis: Smile so much.
Colress: Oh, I’m just a happy person.
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If you've been wondering about the sudden amount of late posts / not-posts on this blog, it's for a reason, and I say this with a heavy heart -- I'm not going to be doing any more quotes.
In all truthfulness, moving to a new state and entering college again is going to have my schedule tightly packed, and sustaining that + personal matters + this blog is just a little too much to handle for me.
Now don't get me wrong! This blog isn't shutting down or being deleted. I've had too much fun making all those quotes and chatting with everyone to do that. All the old quotes will still be here, and I'll still be taking questions about various AUs and other such things, but generating new material has started to generate a bit of burnout.
Regardless -- thank you all for three years of entertainment, joy, sweetness, and hilarity
#(Thank you all for everything!!)#(We've come full circle)#(I started this blog when I was about to start / in college)#(and it's now teaching its end when I graduated with one degree and am pursuing another)#(Funny that)#(I also say this while driving an hour and a half to my new home after a 3 hour flight#with my cat hating every minute of it)
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I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now I can barely pull all-dayers.
Cyrus
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Ghetsis: What’s that smell?
Maxie, outside, breathing deeply and smiling: Country air.
Ghetsis, face scrunching: I don’t like it.
#Source: Leverage#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Plasma Leader Ghetsis#Ghetsis#Magma Leader Maxie#Maxie#(I know we all like imagining Maxie as a nerd)#(And he is)#(But I like to imagine how he takes a break from work -- or at least his favorite way of breaking --)#(-- is to just go and talk a walk and enjoy the fresh air with his Camerupt)
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I ran out of fucks to give in the spring of '79.
Giovanni
#Source: In Trouble#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Rocket Leader Giovanni#Giovanni#(HA)#(Ooooooold)
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Cyrus: Excuse me, but I have news for you.
Cyrus, to Ghetsis: Copernicus called and you are NOT actually the center of the universe.
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Lysandre: Now, I want you to think about it long and hard.
Archie: Ha! That’s what she said --
Lysandre: Don’t.
Lysandre: Don’t you dare.
#Source: The Office#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Flare Leader Lysandre#Lysandre#Aqua Leader Archie#Archie
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Ghetsis: How do you do that?
Colress: What?
Ghetsis: Smile so much.
Colress: Oh, I’m just a happy person.
#Source: Mistborn: The Final Empire#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Plasma Leader Ghetsis#Ghetsis#Colress#(I feel like a lot of people delve too much into Colress being a backstabber)#(Like. No)#(He is a happy neutral character who pursues his own goals regardless of other's feelings about him)#(He's not /evil/ he just doesn't care -- or at least not think of -- other people in the process)
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Giovanni: I can't help but notice that you haven't made any friends out here in the manor yet.
Cyrus: That's because everybody's an idiot.
#Source: 8 Simple Rules#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Rainbow Rocket#Team Rainbow Rocket#Rocket Leader Giovanni#Giovanni#Galactic Leader Cyrus#Cyrus
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Lysandre: Everything costs money. But, what is money? A physical representation of the abstract concept of effort.
Guzma: By the way, I’m gonna need a few ‘physical representations of the concept of effort’ myself.
#Source: Mistborn: The Final Empire#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Flare Leader Lysandre#Lysandre#Skull Boss Guzma#Guzma
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There is a chance, however slim, that my ironic and detached nature could be misconstrued as "jerkiness".
Maxie
#Source: Sabrina the Teenage Witch#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Magma Leader Maxie#Maxie#(That chance isn't all that slim Max)
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Archie: 'The Great Maxie'? Do I have a thing for him? For that nerd? Pffft, no way!
Archie: ... Why, did he say something?
#Source: The Office#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Aqua Leader Archie#Archie#Hardenshipping#(I love the idea that -- with this pairing at least -- Archie falls first)#(But it's Maxie who falls the hardest)
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Lysandre: Please, I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.
Cyrus: Again, that is the exact definition.
#Source: Blackish#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Flare Leader Lysandre#Lysandre#Galactic Leader Cyrus#Cyrus
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This is why some Pokemon eat their young.
Lusamine, seeing Lillie and Gladion once again with Moon and Hau in the Aether Paradise.
#Source: Roseanne#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Aether Leader Lusamine#Lusamine#(Have you ever seen a quote that fits a character PERFECTLY)#(But it's only in an exact circumstance)
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Guzma: Hey, wait! I’m having one of those things! A -- A headache with pictures!
Giovanni: An idea?
#Source: Futurama#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Skull Boss Guzma#Guzma#Rocket Leader Giovanni#Giovanni
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Don't be upset because I bitch-slapped you with intelligence.
Maxie
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Lysandre: You have no sense of fashion.
Archie: I think that depends on -
Lysandre: No, no, that wasn’t a question.
#Source: The Devil Wears Prada#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Flare Leader Lysandre#Lysandre#Aqua Leader Archie#Archie#(Seriously tho)#(Why the net half-cape)
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