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Bret, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.  C.C., in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Roger: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.  Freddie: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

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Vince: Damn, the power went out.  Tommy: Don’t worry, I got this.  Tommy: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*  Vince: What-?  Tommy: I swallowed a glow stick!  Vince, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Axl: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.  Izzy: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.

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David: I’m Bisexual and confused.  David: Not at the fact that I’m a Bisexual, I just never know what the FUCK is going on.

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Jim: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?  Freddie: They need to learn how to protect us.

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David: You’re not jealous, are you?  Mick: No!  David: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

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Nikki: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.  Tommy: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.  Vince: Wasps?  Mick: Terriers?  Nikki: Mick.

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Bret: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.  C.C.: And?  Bret: And you are.

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Izzy: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-  Izzy: *sees Duff shoving Steven into the washing machine while Slash records and Axl watches*  Izzy: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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John: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!  Brian: But I'm a vegan.  John: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Elton: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?

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David: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Tommy: Why does Mick always do the laundry so loudly?  Vince: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.  Mick, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Andy: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?  Michael: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.  Andy: That's not what I asked.  Michael: That is all the information I have.

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Freddie: Come, Roger. Brian doesn't want to talk to us right now. They’re just too polite to say it.

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Axl: I’m going to dunk on you.  Duff: Bring a ladder.