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incorrect-rpizm-quotes · 4 years

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Stella: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Wet’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision. ¿Quieres Perdonarme?: D0ct0w, w3'r3 w051ng th3m!! Stella: Quick, hand me the defibwiwatow! Staten: Please, turn off my fucking life support.

#source: tumblr #nicolas stella dulce #quieres perdonarme #staten noir #first ever suitpost babyyyye!#suitposting

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incorrect-rpizm-quotes · 4 years

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*After the Harley incident*

Porky: Reuben, do you think I’ve been a dick to everybody? Reuben: Porky: I need you to answer me buddy, please. Please, deep down, just tell me I’m a good person. *Reuben slowly turns his head to face Porky* Reuben: Snort. [Bitch.] Reuben: Oink oink snuffle. [You have been so fuckin rude. To everyone. All the time.]

#source: snapcube #porky minch #reuben

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incorrect-rpizm-quotes · 4 years

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Wallace: ARE YOU CRAZY?! Scott: YES!

#source: thor ragnarok #scott pilgrim #wallace wells

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Scott: Yo, did you hear about that guy who may or may not have done something wrong? Wallace: Yeah, I think I might have read about it on... Reddit- Tapeworm of Worlds: YO, WHAT’S UP? WHO WE FUCKIN’ UP? Scott: Aw, Tapeworm... ToW: WE TAKIN’ SOMEONE’S CAREER RIGHT NOW OR WHAT? Scott: No! Wallace: Chill out, Jesus. Scott: We just learned about this.... ToW: BRO, IF I AM NOT ENDING A MAN’S CAREER AND PERSONAL LIFE IN TEN MINUTES, I’M GONNA PUKE, OK? Wallace: There aren’t even details out about it- ToW: I DON’T CARE, I HOPE HE GE- I HOPE HE GETS EATEN BY THE EYE OF CTHULHU. Scott and Wallace: HEY, WOAH-

#source: gus johnson #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #tapeworm of worlds

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incorrect-rpizm-quotes · 4 years

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Haruhi: Nicolas! Please do not play two different songs on two different stereos at the same time! Stella: Screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC!

#source: achewood #haruhi dulce-shiroda #nicolas stella dulce

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incorrect-rpizm-quotes · 4 years

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Porky, after almost killing Offkey Eric: What is a soldier without a war? How can a race advance without adversity? Can civilization thrive with no conflict? Applbebees Worker, hiding in the restaurant: You have been a real downer this entire incident.

#source: halo wars 2 #porky minch #applbebees worker

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incorrect-rpizm-quotes · 4 years

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Dummy: Guess a nunber from 1-1000. Scott: 420. Dummy: No, it is not 420, you are very innature. Scott: 69. Dummy: It is 69.

#source: discord #scott pilgrim #dummy

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Scott: I’m sorry I said “good game” after we had sex. Wallace: Doesn’t that imply that someone won? Scott: Well, yeah, the sex was competitive.

#source: tumblr #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #wallgrim #nsfw

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Tapeworm of Worlds: Alsprite: Whoa Partner! Do you really expect me to listen to... All That Hog Wash! By You

#tapeworm of worlds #alsprite #source: tumblr

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