#source: discord

[eepilycorrectgenshin]

Cyno: Tighnari said i could do whatever the fuck i want with his mii and he regretted it

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Wrecker, on the phone: Since I’ve moved out, no one can stop me from boiling spaghetti in hot cocoa!!

Echo: I fucking will.

Wrecker: You can’t. It’ll take you two hours to get here, and 10 minutes for me to finish the pasta.

Echo, slamming the door to Wrecker’s home open: I COULD FEEL YOUR POOR LIFE DECISIONS TWO HOURS AGO!

[1cyl0]

do u mind if u make more with dots (mnml chnl lay)? /nf!!

— mnml chnl lays !!

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for more lays :: https://discord.gg/B2VbHQwJFn

[cyb3rangel1]

I stole this from one of my online friends :3

[emmikay]

Odysseus: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA!

Epeius: I don’t have the time to devote any thought to whatever idiotic idea you’ve come up with now, Odysseus-

Odysseus: Giant wooden horse.

Epeius: …I’ll get right on it.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Steve: HEY!!

Steve: Happy New Year!

Bucky: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Steve: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Y/N: Merry Thanksgiving.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Billy: Fun fact! Santa is actually Turkish.

Tommy: I knew that son of a bitch was a turkey.

[not-the-axolotl]

This is why Aristotle is my favorite character. Hes adorable as fuck.

[incorrect-alnst]

Sua: Hey pretty princess...

Mizi: A-Are you talking to me...?!

Sua: Are there any other pretty princesses around?

Luka: Me but yk continue.

Luka: Sorry did I ruin the moment?

[the-blackened-pearl]

featuring ooc discord quote by @fearlessinger from another fandom server lol

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

[eepilycorrectgenshin]

Kinich: okay, but at least this is a funny glitch, i don't have to fix it. if a glitch is funny enough, it's a feature, that's how game dev works. it's why they let Gandhi nuke everyone

[uncorrectintamed]

Jiang Cheng: Wuxian just told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

[1cyl0]

can u do a minimalist message for booster in mimu? no emojis, tysmm

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[totally-correct-ducktales]

“I want that twink OBLITERATED, and that is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT.”

—Della Duck regarding her beef with Gyro Gearloose

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: Narcissa, your sister is such an interesting creature and i mean that in the most negative way possible