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“If we find someone not worth shooting, I will not shoot them”
Vax’s promise to Calcryn
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Corvus, holding a pan of food: So do you like have a thing with my Captain or what-
Astra, crawling out a window: It's complicated.
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N.I.V.: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Trixie: Where am I on the list?
N.I.V.: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
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“Arson’s not really a line you cross. It’s more of a jump rope that you play with”
N.I.V.
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DM to Captain Vax: You have gross cheesecake on your monkey fingers.
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Calcryn: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?
Captain Vax: Calcryn, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Calcryn: ...
Corvus: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Calcryn: ...
Trixie: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
#space campaign#spelljammer#dungeons and dragons#incorrect quotes#trixie anansi#captain vax#calcryn#corvus aphelion
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Trixie: I can't believe you've been arrested!
Calcryn: And I can't believe N.I.V. hasn't!
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Captain Vax, bursting in through N.I.V.'s door: Quick! I need fifty dollars!
N.I.V.: *hands him $50*
Captain Vax: ...You're not even gonna question it, huh?
N.I.V.: I've given up a long time ago
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Captain Vax: HIGGS, play the Felony playlist
HIGGS: on it
*hyperpop California Girls plays at 200% volume*
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Captain Vax: I wanna be the shittest dried up piece of shit anyone has ever met.
Calcryn: Or just hear me out.
Calcryn: You go to therapy.
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Trixie: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Calcryn, narrating: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoon in the Citadel’s garden.
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“I’m not worried about taking them down, I’m worried about shutting them up.”
Captain Vax
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Trixie: The stars are so beautiful...
Desmond: They're just giant balls of gas.
Trixie: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Desmond: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Trixie: Oh...
#space campaign#spelljammer#dungeons and dragons#incorrect quotes#trixie anansi#desmond rouleaux#childhood friends be like
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D Star Brando: Believe me when I tell you that you just now made the worst mistake of your miserable little life.
Trixie: Believe me, no matter how this turns out, I’ve made worse mistakes.
#space campaign#spelljammer#dungeons and dragons#incorrect quotes#trixie anansi#d star brando#oh this would be a conversation...
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Captain Vax to Astra: calling me a "friend" when you know I want you to bounce on my wee wee is diabolical.
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Captain Vax: I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Calcryn: hey have you guys realized that Trixie has been a lot more calmer lately?
N.I.V.: oh yeah I've been spiking her drinks
Calcryn: what.
N.I.V.: you deaf? I said I've been spiking her drinks
Captain Vax, getting ready to take a sip of his own drink: wait- you haven't spiked any of our drinks too right?
N.I.V.: no not yet
Captain Vax: that's good- wait not yet?
N.I.V.: 😚
Calcryn: N.I.V.?!
#space campaign#spelljammer#dungeons and dragons#incorrect quotes#trixie anansi#n.i.v.#captain vax#calcryn
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