See Virtual-Goat-Wizard for main account junk. This blog exists to bully the SQUIP. Thank you to u/Lee-The-Thespian for quite a few of these quotes. Handy guide: Eric - Two River. Jason - Broadway. Stewart - London. Molly - Chicago (Cancelled). Keira - Australia (Unofficial). Book - Book SQUIP (No actor). Play - Play SQUIP (Actor unknown). Keanu - Keanu Reeves (SQUIPs default appearance). I've counted the Australia SQUIP because you can't stop me and the Chicago SQUIP as she was supposed to be offical. The Graphic Novel SQUIP can go fuck itself and I exist just to torment it. I fucking hate the graphic novel SQUIP. I will crunch on its non-existent bones.
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Trying to clear out my gallery and got flashbanged by the asscourse for 3 minutes. I thought I had blocked that out of my memory but here I am
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Huh. I still have this app. Amazing
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Squip: I... have something to tell you, Jeremy.
Jeremy: What is it?
Squip: I'm squegnant.
Jeremy: hUH?!?
#laughing but also why would you do this to me#TW - Whatever the fuck this is#im so sorry to everyone#congrats on ur child ig. hope its a roomba
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Just realized I have some incorrect quote material SOMEWHERE, give me like 2 months and I'll give you 60 posts, then you'll never hear from me again <3
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Riverway
yeah I've got an 8.5 chapter riverway and crime fanfic somewhere that I just. havent looked at in the last year.
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fight to the death
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Wait so the squip could be a dragon and you can also fuck the squip? I know a specific part of tumblr is probably very happy rn
(I'm so sorry for this)
Do you understand what is going to happen now.
#be more chill#be more chill squip#the squip#squip#not an incorrect quote#be more chill musical#be more chill book#bmc
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No.
Alright I've changed my mind. We're gonna fuck the SQUIP.
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I just felt the strong desire to make this so I did
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it is too early for this (2:19PM)
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I haven't posted in years why are you guys still following me. send submissions
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THERES A BMC SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY AU ON WATTPAD I DONT REMEMBER THE NAME BUT I SWEAR IT EXISTS AND I LIKED READING IT
I decided to open Tumblr for the first time in like months. What are you smoking. Where do I buy some.
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Sorry if I'm annoying you it's just you're really cool to talk to
But what if squips can make like mythical pets like I'll send the host wakes up and seize a tiny little dragon on their squip's shoulder or some other like mythical creature but in tiny form
Dw I'm good with it. I desperately need social interaction so.
They totally could. To hell with it, the SQUIP could be a dragon if it wished. You know it would. It's level of drama is unparalleled.
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Need your opinion on this and they possible outcomes
A host accidentally calling their squip mom/dad/parent figure
And a 50% of the squt either being weirded out and or being somewhat flattered or them being like"your parents Lost their parent privileges because you're mine now"
Outcome 1: "Okay. You are my child. Deal with it."
Outcome 2: (Does not notice)
Outcome 3: (Purposefully ignores it)
Outcome 4: "The fuck?"
Outcome 5: "Unfortunately, the word 'daddy' has been ruined for me. Never say that again."
Outcome 6: (Dad joke)
Outcome 7: "....Thanks? Anyways. As I was saying."
Outcome 8: "You.. You're comfortable enough to call me dad? You aren't startled or scared by my presence? You- You like me enough to make that slip-up?? Do you actually think of me as a dad???? I- I-"
I feel like some SQUIPs would aggressively adopt hosts with abusive, unaccepting or generally horrible parents. Others would make an entire escape plan, and forcefully act upon it. Sometimes both. "While you were sleeping, I used your body to pack a bag of necessities. Food, hairbrush, toothbrush and toothpaste, spare clothing, money and of course, your comfort stuffed dog Moe. I have plotted out the exact bus and train route you be taking to get to your Canadian online friend Bambi's house, who has said they will take you in an emergency. Get a move on now!"
#not an incorrect quote#be more chill#be more chill squip#the squip#squip#bmc#be more chill headcanons
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Okay good but little off topic question is it all right for people to make stories here on Tumblr like I seen a couple but I don't know I should use a different platform
Yeah go for it. A lot of fanfic authors post their works to Ao3 and crosspost to Tumblr, but honestly do whatever. I use wattpad, but also I haven't touched that app in so long my phone revoked all privileges from it so,
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Don't worry dude I'm thinking of taking it to my own hands but I just want to make sure that it would make sense you seem like a very smart person when it comes to squips
im not smart im gay. but you have at least one guaranteed reader if you write it 馃憤
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Okay I might send like an idiot but hear me out a comedy story about squip after being taken down he's back in the squid verse (that's what I'm calling it because that plane of existence for them need the name) and every squip hating him except for a small handful and him trying to be likable again
you. you completely get it. but also don't do this to me i already have like 94 WIPs I'm neglecting
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