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Starfy: Chilling with my boys, and we're cruisin' down the street!

Bunston: It's getting really hot, yeah these bars are superheat!

Coral: Driving in this car, yeah we finna go to Mars.

Moe: I'm really fucking sad, I might go and crash the car.

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Starfy: Starly...Moe...this Push Pop is banging, yo.

Starly: That's a fucking glue stick...

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*Starly is fighting Evil with Moe in the back. Starfy suddenly appears*

Starfy: Hey sis! Wanna see me do a flip?

Starly: What?!

Moe: Starf, this ain't time for you to--

*Starfy does a flip, doing a ta-dah pose at the end. Everyone, even Evil, stares quietly.

Evil: ... *slowly starts clapping, impressed*

Starly and Moe: Okay, yeah that pretty good.

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Wario held a celebration in honor of his new game. The only people who showed up were walugie, Ashley (obviously), Kirby (to be nice), and the Koopalings. Dedede was there to but left after eating all the snacks.

skdhsfjkh beautiful

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"Yaoi couple, yuri couple, regular couple, I see no difference, love is love."

-- Ogura

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Mashtooth: I did it! I killed Starfy. I've won--

(Starfy slowly rises up, You Say Run plays in the background)

Mashtooth: Well shit

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Mermaid: I heard they made flexible phones. You can fold them like paper and nothing bad will happen.

Konk: So I can wrap it around my weiner and turn on the vibiration to jerk the gerkin?

Mermaid: THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

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Starly: I'm much more mature than my brother. I train the guards, water the flowers, fight bad guys, help move things around, while he just takes naps!

Starfy, eating a broccoli: I eat my vegetables.

Bunston: He's got you there.

Starly: >:[

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Starly: Oh my god he finally did it.

Starly: Starfy's wearing a bowtie.

Starly: HE'S NO LONGER BUTT NAKED