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I'M. SO. HAPPY. FOR. YOU. CANADA.
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first day as a 300,000 BCE mammoth some dude hit me with a spear
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me
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Missouri: People should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about.
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hey guys im back what did i miss
#uhhh. jazz hands#im reactivating this because cringe culture is dead and im an adult#missed you guys :D send in asks anytime#not a quote
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Nevada, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Arizona: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE.
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Utah: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
New Mexico: Please, just say fuck.
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Florida: Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
South Carolina: All the time.
Florida: Then you should be used to it.
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chat I don't know why tumblr sends reblogs to the wrong blog. like what is this. does the little program get a sick kick as it watches me realize that the two notes on a shitpost are not from any of my beloved mutuals on my main blog? does it giggle at it watches me run to delete 6 completely randomized posts, reblogged minutes apart from each other? does it get hard, because it makes my life hard ill tell you that.
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I'm just saying... New York would have never.
#the adjuster#new england#new york#aph new york#SNIIIIIIIIITCH#aph states#incorrect quotes#incorrect state quotes#states
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haters will see a winter enjoyer and say "why are you going outside it's cold and boring" and not even see the beauty in desolation and stillness 🙄
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go white boy goooo
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Alabama: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Georgia: ...What the fuck?
Oklahoma: They mean they're having an idea.
#alabama#georgia#oklahoma#the south#the original thirteen#the states#states#incorrect state quotes#incorrect quotes#the usa#fifty nifty united states#usa
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New Jersey, touching New York's cheek: Heyyy- Oh my god, why are you so hot?
New York, sick out of their mind: *finger guns* Good exercise and good hygiene.
#incorrect state quotes#incorrect quotes#states#new york#new jeresy#the east#the east coast#the original thirteen#the usa#fifty nifty united states
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Arizona: I could fix him.
Florida: I could make him worse!
Ohio: Well DON'T! I'm trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results!
#florida#arizona#ohio#the midwest#the south#the west#incorrect state quotes#incorrect quotes#states#the usa
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