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Meg please stop biting people
Sometimes family is a feral demigod, the fallen sun, and the menagerie of fun friends they make along the way.
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Meg, age 23: Pollo I hear the ice cream truck.
Apollo: *sigh*
Apollo: Go get my wallet.
#s: tumblr#the best part is Meg is definitely rich from whatever she inherited of the triumvirates estate#but as long as she’s with Apollo she’s not paying for shit#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey
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Meg: I filled your temple with a fog machine.
Apollo: Why would you do that?
Meg: Idk I’m bored.
#s: unknown#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey
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Lester: Hey-
Olujime: I have a partner.
Lester: you deserve two partners.
#s: tumblr#I know I just posted an Olujime post but this fit too well#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#toa olujime
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Lavinia: Do you play any sports?
Lester: I run away from my feelings.
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Artemis: This guy just asked me out.
Apollo: Free dinner!
Artemis: Apollo, I don’t like guys.
Apollo: But you like dinner.
#s: unknown#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#pjo artemis
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Lester: Short people be like: small
Meg: when I get my hands on a shrink ray, you will be my first victim
#s: tumblr#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey
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Lester: Gods, it’s 10pm. What next, 11pm?
Lester, an hour later: well guess what just fucking happened!
#s: tumblr#Lester is so time blind it’s hilarious#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos
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Artemis: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!!!
Apollo, holding Frank: You should always assume I’m gonna adopt another kid.
#s: bob’s burgers#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#pjo artemis#artemis says this like she is not .2 seconds away from adopting half her hunters
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Apollo: Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called "ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg" from a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Kahndaq.
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Lester: Do you like cats?
Olujime: Yeah
Lester: *Tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
#s: unknown#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#toa olujime
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Lester: You’re so annoying … unfortunately in a really hot way.
Commodus: Oh it’s over for you. I’m in your head now.
#s: tumblr#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#toa commodus
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Reyna: Hey, how do I lose all sense of shame?
Lester: Why are you asking me this? Why me?
#s: tumblr#don’t play dumb Lester we all know why#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#reyna ramirez arellano
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Meg: I’m so mentally stable, you could park a horse in my brain.
Lester: Dear Meg, I’m afraid that is not something someone mentally stable would say.
#s: tumblr#the best part about this one is that it could go both ways#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey
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Lester: “I want you” lol alright, name three of my red flags then.
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Meg: Do you think if I fixed a problem I created Lester would be impressed by how I took responsibility and cleaned up my own mess?
Grover: Hold on- in this hypothetical scenario, are you purposely creating a problem just so you can fix it and impress Apollo??
Meg:
Grover: Meg, come on-
Meg: Listen, he doesn’t need to know that part.
#s: unknown#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#meg mccaffrey#grover underwood#Meg: I am going to win at being a sister#something that is both possible and reasonable to want to achieve
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Apollo, to Commodus: Hey are you single? I think I could worship you.
Apollo: Never mind I took my meds.
Apollo: They wore off how you doing.
#s: tumblr#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#toa commodus
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Commodus: Oh, I’m sorry, am I bothering you? Why don’t you go cry about it, huh?
Lester: Nice try, idiot. I already did that!
#s: tumblr#trials of apollo#incorrect quotes#incorrect riordanverse#lester papadopoulos#toa commodus
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