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Krolock: Pronouns? I mean, I'd say I am. I don't see why anyone would be anti-nouns, especially since they're so common
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Alfred: Hate when people are like "Trust your gut! Listen to your intuition!" Like okay well my gut is telling me every person I lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying I should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest I do with that information
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Alfred: Moment of silence for all my wasted potential
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Koukol: Do you see this shit my liege
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Krolock: I might make up some adjectives like Bill Shakespeare did. Felt like that would be rather perchrancheous of me.
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Alfred: Weighted blankets aren't enough. Hit me with a shovel.
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Professor Abronsius: Let's go over what we know about all of these incidents.
Alfred: We're calling them 'incidents' now? I was thinking more along the lines of 'That wacky time yesterday when we almost died'.
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Abronsius, to Alfred: We're heroes! We've got this!
The Rest of the Village: [screaming in the background]
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Abronsius, to Alfred: We're heroes! We've got this!
The Rest of the Village: [screaming in the background]
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Krolock: Wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?
Chagal, trying to break down the bathroom door: SARAH!!
Krolock: There it is.
#mod mutie#tanz der vampire#tdv#incorrect tanz quotes#chagal#count von krolock#graf von krolock#krolock
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Chagal: Now, promise you won't get angry at me.
Rebecca: Go on.
Chagal: ...You didn't promise.
Rebecca: I know.
Rebecca: Go on.
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Herbert: (to Krolock) So I told Alfred to fight his demons, and that's the last thing I remember before getting knocked out
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Herbert: (to Krolock) So I told Alfred to fight his demons, and that's the last thing I remember before getting knocked out
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Krolock: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.
Sarah: You mean glory days?
Krolock: Ah, then too.
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Villager: If you don't mind me asking, what ever happened to your assistant?
Abronsius: He died
Villager: Oh... I'm so sorry
Abronsius: Don't worry, he's okay now
Villager: ...Can you please clarify?
Abronsius: No
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Abronsius: I believe you said your childhood was "satisfactory"?
Krolock: No, you misheard me. I said it was a "sadness factory".
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Alfred: You think I look bad? You should see the other guy.
Abronsius: There was no other guy, you fell out of the window.
#mod mutie: he's trying to flirt professor... please... let him at least... try.. to sound macho in front of whoever he's flirting with#tanz der vampire#tdv#incorrect tanz quotes#alfred#professor abronsius
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