#incorrect tanz quotes

[incorrect-tanz-quotes]

Herbert: Alfred's lip balm tastes like honey and also something else but I can't really describe what.

Sarah: You two kissed??

Alfred: No, he just took a bite out of my lip balm.

[dorsey-m]

Maverick: Go on, ask me out.

Iceman: Fine. Get out.

[tanzderalfred]

Herbert: remember when you wanted to have Sarah’s blood because you like special flavor, but chagal said no? This is exactly the same situation!

Krolock: sarah tast liek cimanim,,,

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Anthony, D*phne, almost everyone on the show: The Duke of Hastings is a rake! He is a rogue!

Me, a veteran from the Santiago Cabrera Cinematic Universe: Oh please, he is literally so tame

[supersnowscosplay]

Alfred: Sarah I love you!

Sarah Chagal: oh... that’s so sad... Alexa play despacito

[calcu-lass]

Herbert: Go on. Ask me out

Alfred: Fine. Get out.

[drakorn]

Königsberg Student: So, Alfred, I heard you have a girlfriend now? Amazing! What was the first date like?

Alfred: *Flashbacks to Transylvania, lying in snow and cold blood forming a puddle around him*

Alfred: W-W-What is that?

Sarah: Blood, darling, lick it up!

Alfred: Huh...not bad...

Alfred: *Back in the present* Uh...surprising would be the right word.

[chucklevoodoo-master]

Sarah: *talking to Herbert* Humour and beauty, what else do you have that I don't know about yet?

Herbert: Alfred.

[castlelastlevania]

Krolock @ himself during Die unstillbare Gier: "CAUSE YOU FRICKIN FRICK JUST CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED!! YOUR-- YOUR FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY?! YOU FRICKIN FRICK!! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!!? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!" 

[yallemagne]

Krolock: "You don't need to follow that old man; he knows nothing about what you desire." 

Alfred: "You're wrong--" 

Krolock: *reveals plate of pancakes he'd been hiding in his cloak *

Alfred: "Oh my god, take me now."

[rudeolf]

Herbert: You keep making tea! Every surface is covered with mugs of tea and coffee. And you can't even drink it! You can't drink it, but you keep making it. Oh my god, it's driving me insane!

Alfred: Oh. Well. I like my routine. It makes me feel normal.

Herbert: You're a vampire!

[incorrect-tanz-quotes]

Abronsius: I believe you said your childhood was "satisfactory"?

Krolock: No, you misheard me. I said it was a "sadness factory".

[eyes-like-the-night]

Herbert: *opening the door* Have you seen my?- Is it necessary for you two to do that here?

Krolock: In her room?

Herbert: *gesturing widely* Here, where I live

Sarah: So you get to bang your boyfriend in the middle of the library and what, every time we want to cuddle we have to go to some skeezy by the hour motel?

Herbert: See she gets it. 

[supersnowscosplay]

Herbert von Krolock: Haha Alfred you’re so cute! We should bang!

Alfred: What?!

Herbert von Krolock: oops autocorrect I meant hang!

Alfred: Herbert this is a verbal conversation... we’re standing in front of eachother.

[calcu-lass]

[drakorn]

I can't help but wonder how Sarah got to Krolock's castle. I mean, did Krolock appear in the village after "Das Gebet" and take her there himself, Phantom of the Opera style?

Krolock: I am your angel of darkness...come to me, angel of darkness.

Alfred: Sarah, I can't find the sponge!

Sarah: Don't bother (walks towards Krolock)

Krolock: I am your angel of darkness, come to me, angel of darkness.

Alfred: I hear a voice, who is that out there?

*Sarah takes Krolock's hamd. Cue a Transylvanian Wilderness rendition of "The Phantom of the Opera"*