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I actually have never finished To Kill a Mockingbird, give me about 6 months and maybe I'll finish.
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Atticus: Why are Scout and Dill sitting with their backs to each other? Jem: They had a fight. Atticus: Then why are they holding hands? Jem: They get sad when they fight.
#to kill a mockingbird incorrect quotes#to kill a mockingbird#incorrect quotes#tkam#tkamb#scout finch#jem finch#tkam dill#atticus finch
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Dill: Scout, you have to apologize to Jem.
Scout: Fine.
Scout: "Un-fuck" you, or whatever.
#to kill a mockingbird incorrect quotes#to kill a mockingbird#incorrect quotes#tkam#scout finch#jem finch#tkam dill
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Jem, sneaking near Boo Radley's house: We need a distraction. Dill: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Scout, whispering: My time has come
#tkam#to kill a mockingbird#to kill a mockingbird incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#scout finch#jem finch#tkam dill
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Scout: Dill, what is the first rule of the Jem Finch emotional support task force?
Dill: Don’t let him get a tattoo.
Scout: What the hell happened?
Dill: I couldn’t help it. He’s so cute when he’s coming up with destructive ideas.
Scout: Never send a best friend to do a sister’s job. Out, Dill.
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Scout: *about Dill* Such a loser… can’t believe I’m marrying him.
Jem: You don’t have to.
Scout: I’m going to and then I’m gonna divorce him, then I’m gonna marry him again.
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Jem: You’re not thinking about Scout, are you?
Dill: No, of course not.
Jem: Good.
Dill: I wonder if she’s not thinking about me too…
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Bob Ewell: I will make your life hell!
Atticus: Jokes on you, my life is already hell.
Ewell:...Are you okay?
Atticus: (whispering) no.
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Scout: 🎵 When the moon hits your eye 🎵
Scout: 🎵 It’s okay don’t be shy, puts amore 🎵
Jem: Oh my fucking god.
#incorrect quotes#to kill a mockingbird#jem finch#scout finch#tkam#tkamb#yes i stole this from twitter
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Dill: Why do you sleep so late?
Jem: *looking into the distance* There’s no sleep for the educated.
Dill:
Jem:
Scout: Cat videos. He stays up late watching cat videos.
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Scout: the summer that had begun so long ago had ended, and another summer had taken its place, and a fall, and Boo Radley had come out
Dill: I had no idea Boo Radley was gay
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Dill: Did you and Scout have a fight?
Jem: Scout was having a fight, I was being perfectly reasonable.
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Scout: Atticus?
Atticus: Yes, Scout?
Scout: Can someone breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Atticus:
Atticus: Where’s Dill?
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Scout: Hey Dill, do you think I could fit in this dryer? Jem doesn’t think I can.
Dill: I don’t know, let’s—
Jem: Let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT do that when we get home.
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Jem, Scout, and Dill, all looking into a metal crate:
Dill: Why would someone fill this with a hundred black bow ties?
Jem: Those are bats.
[mayhem ensues]
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Scout: What are you doing?
Dill, standing on a table: Asserting dominance.
Scout: . . .
Dill: I saw a spider, please kill it.
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Dill: someone made Jem cry!
Scout: Jem always cries!
Jem: *crying* that’s not true!
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