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Incorrect Alton Towers quotes
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incorrect-towers 9 hours ago
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Oblivion: My only talent is being stress.
Galactica: Don't you mean stressed?
Oblivion: No.
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incorrect-towers 1 day ago
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Smiler: I鈥檓 quick at math.
Oblivion: Ok, what鈥檚 38 times 76?
Smiler: 24.
Oblivion: That wasn鈥檛 even close.
Smiler: But it was quick.
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incorrect-towers 2 days ago
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Rita: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Smiler: Damn, if people did that to each other, Oblivion would've killed me years ago.
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incorrect-towers 3 days ago
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Galactica: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You鈥檙e horrible! You鈥檙e an irredeemable monster!
Nemesis: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!
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incorrect-towers 4 days ago
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Thirteen: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Rita.
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incorrect-towers 5 days ago
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Oblivion: There's nothing to do....
Galactica: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Oblivion: *pulls out their phone* Nevermind.
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incorrect-towers 6 days ago
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Hello!
Artfight is soon and I'll likely participate again this year, so :)
A lot of stuff is still wip but I hope to clean everything up by the beginning
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incorrect-towers 6 days ago
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Galactica: What鈥檚 wrong?
Smiler: I have to write a whole paragraph for the MOJ report.
Galactica: That鈥檚 not so bad; I write entire books.
Smiler: Yeah, but this has to be good.
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incorrect-towers 7 days ago
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Oblivion: Alright Rita, Thirteen. Let's go over this one more time.
Oblivion: If something breaks
Rita: We try to fix it before Galactica gets home.
Oblivion: If it doesn't work?
Thirteen: We blame Smiler.
Smiler: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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incorrect-towers 8 days ago
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Galactica: You need to stop swearing so much.
Nemesis: Shut the fuck up.
Galactica: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Nemesis: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Galactica: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Nemesis: Shit the beep up.
Galactica:
Nemesis: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
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incorrect-towers 9 days ago
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Rita: You're violent.
Thirteen: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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incorrect-towers 10 days ago
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Oblivion: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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incorrect-towers 11 days ago
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Smiler: I have yet to encounter a problem where correction didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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incorrect-towers 12 days ago
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Oblivion: Someone will die...
Smiler: Of fun!
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incorrect-towers 13 days ago
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Galactica: Smiler isn't talking to me.
Oblivion: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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incorrect-towers 14 days ago
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Galactica: Hey, it鈥檚 your turn to wash the dishes.
Nemesis: I鈥檒l wash the walls red with your blood.
Galactica: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
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incorrect-towers 15 days ago
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Galactica: Why are you late?
Oblivion: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Galactica: Overslept?
Oblivion: Overslept.
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