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Bow: Viv, you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now.

Vivian, tiredly: Mm-hmm.

Bow: Fuck. I should be annoyed, but you're adorable.

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Goombella: Who the fuck added me to the fucking group chat?

Koops: Language!

Vivian: Yeah, watch your fucking language!

Bow: Alright, who taught Vivian the fuck word?!

Flurrie: "The fuck word".

Bobbery: What do you mean? You all use the F word all the time.

Ms. Mowz: Oh my god, he censored it.

Vivian: Say fuck, Bobbery.

Mini-Yoshi Do it, Bobbery. Say fuck.

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Flurrie: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Goombella: Ms. Mowz, what are you doing on top of the tree?

Ms. Mowz: I thought you said the star goes on top?

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*Bow is laying on the floor*

Koops: Is she okay?

Goombella: She's just a little overwhelmed.

Koops: Why?

Goombella: Vivian smiled at her.

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Mini-Yoshi: Am I in trouble?

Mario: Take a guess.

Mini-Yoshi: ...no?

Mario: Take another guess.

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Bow: Seen a lot in your day?

Grodus: I have survived many battles.

Bow: Then you know of the bitchslap.

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Mini-Yoshi: Who wants to make fifty coins?

Koops: How?

Mini-Yoshi: I need someone to take the fall.

Koops: What did you do?

Mini-Yoshi: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Flurrie, from the other room: Oh my god.

Mini-Yoshi: ...

Flurrie: OH MY GOD!

Koops: Make it a hundred.

Mini-Yoshi: Deal.

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Bow: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Vivian: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Bow: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Vivian: Is it working?

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Koops: How petty can you get?

Goombella: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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*as the heroes encounter Gloomtail*

Vivian: Wait, wait, wait! — I know this guy! ...yeah, we are screwed.

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Bow: Hey, Viv? You love me, right?

Vivian: Normally, I'd say yes with absolutely zero hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

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Mario: I've left you all instructions for while I'm gone.

Mini-Yoshi: Mine just says "Mini-Yoshi no".

Mario: And I'd like you to apply it in every way possible.

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*Grodus shoots Mario's knee with a laser from a Grodus-X*

Mario: OWW!

Grodus: And now for your other glubok.

Mario: You're not really familiar with our anatomy, are you?

Grodus: It doesn't matter. I'll hit your glubok eventually.

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Grodus: Crump? Seeing as you're standing here, I assume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. OR REALLY LACKING IN GOOD JUDGEMENT!

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Vivian: That was so hot, Bow.

Bow: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Vivian: I'm so in love with you.

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*reactions to getting stabbed*

Goombella: Rude!

Ms. Mowz: That's fair.

Bobbery: Not again.

Mini-Yoshi: Are you gonna want this back, or can I keep it?