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Cultist: I'm looking for some music, to which I can sacrifice a virgin.

Demencia: Spongebob Squarepants! Track 11. "Best! Day! Ever!"

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Two heroes were caught snooping around.

Black Hat: Well, I say you'll be "dropping" case! [Presses a button which opens a trap door several meters away] What the hell?!

Flug: The painters moved your desk, sir.

The Simpsons reference

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Demencia: Hey Flug remember how I said that we were besties and you and Jefecito make a really cute couple?

Dr. Flug: We are not going out for McDonald's

Demencia: This is bullshit

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Hero: Hey, Hey Black Hat Look at me.

Black Hat turns to look at them

Hero: Bitch

WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK

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Flug : Hey, Demencia wanna hear a joke?

Demencia : Sure

Flug : Black Hat's love

Demencia : I don't get it?

Flug : Exacly

Soure : I found someone comment this in a Slav meme video, i dnno though the soure

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I just submitted a quote for evaluation, and I was wondering if it was possible for the word 'anesthesia' to be in red for tone and emphasis? Thank you for your time. Here is the html to color things in red: red

Done and done! 

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Well, when you think about it, there’s only one difference between me and a surgeon; anesthesia.“ - Doctor Flug

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Blackhat: ( holding a box ) What would you say if I came home one day with 4 kittens

Flug: Wait what’s in the box

Blackhat: . . .

Flug: . . .

Flug: ( chuckles ) Jefecito,what’s in the box

Blackhat: My dick

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He dislikes Flug the least

Black Hat: I know I'm hard on you, doctor. But it's not because I hate you exactly.

Flug: Oh, jefecito... I know we don't say it a lot-- or, well, ever. But I love you too.

Black Hat: ...You LOVE me?! What kind of villain tells another villain he loves him?! You going to buy me roses because you LOVE me?!

Flug: Uh-- No, no, it's not like that!

Black Hat: I can't even look at you! How dare you love me!

Source: King of the Hill

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I appreciate the fact that you’re one of the only ones who actually do quotes on this fandom

Glad you like this blog!! We work real hard here~

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(flug, dementia, and 5.0.5 on a mission)

Flug: Don't say a word

Dementia: ...

Dementia: fergalicious

Flug: I said not a word!

Dementia: Oh I see. Two weeks ago when we played Scrabble it wasn't a word, but now it IS cause it's convenient for YOU!

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Theodor: Dear Sir Black Hat it's a Honor to meet you. *Take off his hat and bows* jestem Theodor Julian, gangster and a criminal. I would like to join your Black Hat organization *He smiles with his Shark teeth* May I join?

Um... sorry to disappoint good sir, but this isn’t an rp blog? This is just an incorrect quotes thing, I don’t think we roleplay here.

-Mod-BlackHat

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Hello hello! Ex-Mod Ana here! I wanted to pop by and let y’all know I’m so proud of you for how well you’ve been running this blog since we original mods handed it over. Y’all are doing absolutely wonderful ❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕

Aw thank you so much!!! We’ll keep doing you proud!!!

-Mod-BlackHat

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Demencia and flug working together

Demencia: Better use science to see if they’re dead.

Demencia: [Kicks corpse]

Demencia: Yup, they’re dead.

Flug: *facepalms and groans*

(source: jjba abridged)

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Demencia: Nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly. They just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire lives.

Flug: Name one better investment than experiencing the glory of PC gaming in the most stunning quality possible.

Black Hat: Deodorant.

(Source: Tumblr)

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When there is a murder

Dr. Flug: We have to find who’s responsible! It could be anyone!

Demencia: It’s Blacl Hat, it’s always Black Hat.

(Source : Camp Camp)

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Surprise Birthday Party Planning

Dr. Flug: I just thought it would be nice to surprise him.

Alan (looking worried and sad): Oh kiddos… mi hijo does not like surprises.

Demencia: Of course he like surprises! Everyone likes surprises!

Alan: Kids, Black Hat has a very particular comfort zone. And you don’t want to know what we call the secret santa debacle of 1997.

(Source : psyche)