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EyeKiller and her timeloops

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The Eye Killer: I meet someone

The Eye Killer: I am cheesed to meet them.

The Eye Killer: THE AUTHORITIES CANNOT FIND ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO MAKE THE CHARGES STICK

The Eye Killer:  THE CASE GOES COLD

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i feel like i'm forgetting something important

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there's nothing left

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NAM: hey man you got some egg? if i dont keep my buddy THE EYE KILLER constantly baked then she just kills people 24/7

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NAM, trying to reassure  the Eye Killer: it's mementing absolute mori

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NAM, to EyeKiller: Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

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wanda, defending the eye killer in court: oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

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ronin (about to citizens arrest the Eye Killer): yeah girl you brag about being a murderer

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The Eye Killer: apparently cancel culture says i cant kidnap people and leave them in the paint drying room

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CeBro: The CFO is off at an appointment, so while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts. Intern: Why? CeBro: They’re like 90% of my impulse control.

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Wodin: How do I overcome my obsession?

Intern: Effort.

Wodin: So the system is rigged then.

Intern: Big time.

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NAM (talking to the EyeKiller and doing his best): like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????) NAM: wait, wait, wait- WHOSE boyfriend looks like a girlfriend you had in february of last year?  NAM: girlie, i’m glad you’re doing just fine, but WHY were you in a CAGE PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S A METAPHOR?? 

NAM: no, i don’t know if we’re human or if we’re dancer, but my friends are leaving the bar so i gotta- dancer. we’re dancer- NO DON’T CRY

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CEBro: Can I borrow $3000

CFO: What do you need $3000 for?!?

CEBro: For an escape room.

CFO: What type of escape room cost $3000?

CEBro:Jail.

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The closer leaves

and just

[beat] maybe i have made a mistake no i would never

frankly this was the ideal

giving the snake guy a gun its just natural really

giving the irresponsible , erratic, by-definition-unpredictable snake guy a gun is just enrichment

for wanda

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The Eye Killer: I am a horror maniac who prefers to stay at home

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Alt: NAM! What did I tell you about lying? Nam, looking down: …That it only works on JR.