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Audrey, whispering: Stop undressing me with your eyes.

Siegfried, whispering back: Well, you didn't let me do it with my hands!

*Tristan drops his fork*

James: Here we go.

Tristan: I just want one dinner, ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!

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James: Siegfried isn't talking to me.

Tristan: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Siegfried: This is Mrs Hall, not just my housekeeper, she's some other word.

Mrs Hall: I'm his carer.

Siegfried: Yes, my carer. She cares, so I don't have to.

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Audrey holding Siegfried's face with her hands: I want you to say it.

Siegfried sighs, eye rolls: I deserve happiness, and being loved.

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Helen: *trying to fix something*

Helen: Could you give me a hand?

James: Sure.

James: *grabs her hand and holds it*

Helen: You’re cute but that’s not what I meant.

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Siegfried: *gives everyone the silent treatment*

Tristan: You have to find some way to express yourself, big brother.

Siegfried:

Siegfried: *smashes a chair against the table*

Siegfried: Is that the kind of way you mean?

Tristan:

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Siegfried: Hmmm.

Mrs Hall: Hmmm?

Siegfried: Hmm. Hm.

Mrs Hall: Hmmm.

Siegfried and Mrs Hall: *nodding at each other before leaving the room*

James: What? Did they understand each other?

Tristan: Of course they did.

James:

Tristan: Just so you know, they were talking about you.

James: WHAT?!

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Siegfried: Stop holding my hand. People don't do that to me.

Mrs Hall: Hush now!

Siegfried: And don't hush me. I am not a hushing person.

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Siegfried: Personally, I blame you.

Tristan: How can it possibly be my fault?

Siegfried: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right.

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Mrs Hall: James and your brother are screaming and shouting outside, don’t you think you should do something?

Tristan: You’re right, Mrs H, I should.

Tristan: *closes the curtains*

Tristan: *sips tea*

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Siegfried: *does something stupid*

Mrs Hall:

Mrs Hall:

Siegfried: It’s cute how you think your disapproving glare still works on me after all the times I’ve seen it.

Mrs Hall:

Siegfried: Oh well, never mind. It still works.

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James: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Siegfried: Can’t I just smile when I feel like it?

Tristan: I fell right in front of him 5 minutes ago.

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Mrs Hall: Be nice.

Siegfried, about Tristan: Yes... well, how do I tell him politely that I want to hit him with a cricket bat?

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James: Can I have some?

Tristan, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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Siegfried: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal', you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Siegfried: I admit I was wrong about that.

Mrs Hall: Good.

Siegfried: However-

Mrs Hall: No, no, howevers, just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong.

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Tristan: I folded my clothes.

Mrs Hall: You wadded them into a ball.

Tristan: I folded them in a circle.