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I’ve been distracted by school but I just realized I never admitted this blog was launched as an April fools joke. It was essentially post spam bc it would post every five minutes… but also I went out of my way to Not use the most popular characters in the fandom (ie: ghost, toast, Gavin, casket). I’m gonna keep using this blog— without the self-decided character restriction dw— I’ve just been Busy.

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Johnny Ghost: Hey, dumbass, get over here.

Spooker: Okay-

Military Moron: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!

Spooker, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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Brick: Spooker, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. *click*

Brick: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Dark Pit: I am in charge of this disaster!

Johnny Roast: I have a name, you know.

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Papa Acachalla: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Jeremy Acachalla: No, I said "For the love of god, Scott, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Maxwell Acachalla: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

The Toilet Toucher: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Darth Calculus, after catching a PIE plot: This was almost a great idea.

Colon: You just described 90% of our stuff.

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Darth Caluclus, smugly, after security arrives to escort Spooker and Cranky out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?

Johnny Cranky, in defeat: Let’s go.

Spooker: Wait.

Cranky: What?

Spooker: I’d kinda like to be carried out...

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Woah: *is visibly upset*

Spooker: Oh, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Papa Acachalla: Hey any ghosts in the house, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. If they burn, I'm calling PIE on your asses. I’m gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over. *5 minutes later*

Maxwell Acachalla, floating through the floor: Papa it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

Papa: snnnzzzz...

Maxwell: ACACHALLA YOUR STICKS!

Source

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Kermit the Claw: You know what I’ve realized?

Maxwell Acachalla: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Kermit: Nice try, anyways-

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Spencer Acachalla, trying to impress PIE: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Mabeline: They turned it off and back on again.

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Gertrude Acachalla: Watcha got there..?

Papa Acachalla, trying to start ANOTHER zoo: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

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Maddie-Friend: Did you study for the marine biology test?

Billy Acachalla: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim.

Maddie-Friend: ... You're screwed.

Billy: Oh, I know

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Chakalata Soup: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Chakalata: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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The Toilet Toucher: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

Vanellope & her Identical Twin Sister:

Vanellope: Only one...?

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The Toilet Toucher: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Sally Emochalla: Your life?

TT: I- well yes, but-