I’m sorry but I gave up the bbs lifestyle but I got into Alpha Betas so here I am y’all MORGAN
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OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast
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AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?
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If any Terroriser fans are out there I'm getting rid of these posters just hmu
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Good news! Not only have we discovered that tardigrades thwart destruction by turning themselves into glass, but we potentially have a future in which we can use their proteins to freeze-dry medications and vaccines to transport to disadvantaged communities!!
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Me, who has not played a video game since 2013 watching a professional gamer lose a game: Have you tried getting good?
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Ruby, after the first mission with the boys: How do you guys usually get out of these messes?
Mason: We don’t.
Tommy: We just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Consider Alpha Betas Uno episode
Pls
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CIA operative: Can you answer this question without your usual level of sarcasm?
Mason: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Eddie: You tricked us!
Allison: No I deceived you, tricked implies that we have a playful relationship.
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“I didn't sign up for this reality tv show bullshit”
-Ruby
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Who else wants to just create a really detailed third team
Here’s my idea it’s Team Charlie but Nogla’s character insists it’s cucked and it a running gag throughout the episode
Would kill for a child division that’s actually like competent but the reason they can’t use them is child labor laws
Also the really weird plot line that Nogla was talking about could be done by having it be revealed to all be a dream.

I just want Team Cuck Nogla
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“I love emotions.....I have them all the time”
-Stephen, trying his best
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“I don't think we can gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss our way out of this one, ma’am”
-Stephen, to Allison
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Should I include alpha betas quotes on here if I try to come back?
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Anthony: I’m not cheap.
Marcel: You fixed a hole in your pants with duct tape.
Anthony: The GOOD duct tape!
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That one ship going by the letters DNF really mess with me cause every time I see the letters I think of that one gta racing video where Nogla says “D-N-F Dumb As Fuck” and I never got over that
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