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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

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I know I've been in Chicago [1] for too long when I start thinking things like "maybe the USA isn't too bad." I need to go back to Boston [2]. I need to go back to New York [3]. People like me were not meant to be happy; that's what they made the east coast for [4]. Blessings and great fortune unto the good people of Chicago but some of us need to live in the hole [5][6].

[1] see "Contextualism" under "Architectural styles along the Chicago Riverwalk".

[2] Andronicus, Titus. "A More Perfect Union". The Monitor. 2010.

[3] see "New York Knicks", 2025 Eastern Conference Finals appearance and "New York Knicks", 2000 Eastern Conference Finals appearance.

[4] see "Puritanism in the United States".

[5] Hayashida, Q. Dorohedoro. 2000-2018.

[6] see "Lowell, Massachusetts".

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- "It was genuinely fascinating that none of you saw that pen." - "It's amazing what the brain does."

Taskmaster S19E07

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i love this picture unironically. this artist must have had a very kind heart.

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abandoned grain elevator, highway 195 through the palouse in wa. // dec. 2024

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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The Angel Belly of Healing is here to cleanse your timeline. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.

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tomy micropets

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nice

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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

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Buzz Bomber badniks! The pin-up from ‘Sonic The Comic’ #103, 13th May 1997.

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did it work

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FERDINAND VON WRIGHT Study of a Sleeping Wood Pigeon [1873]