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charlie: i made tea

will: i don’t want tea

charlie: i didn’t make tea for you. this is for me

will: then why are you telling me?

charlie: it’s a conversation starter

will: that’s a lousy conversation starter

charlie: well, we’re conversing, aren’t we? checkmate

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kyle: are you alright? you didn’t sleep at all last night

dan: i got a solid eight minutes

dan: not consecutively, but that’s alright. you’re not even that blurry

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kyle: it’s a little muggy outside today

dan: i swear to god if i go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, i’m leaving

kyle: *sips hot cocoa from a bowl*

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charlie: name a way to be nice to others

woody: don’t kill them

charlie:

charlie: setting the bar a little low, but i’ll allow it

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will: no

dan:

will: ...what did i tell you about batting your eyelashes at me

dan, sadly: it only works on kyle

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charlie: that’s a pretty rock

dan: will gave it to me

will: i threw it at you

dan: he’s very sweet

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kyle: FOUR MONTHS-

charlie: what’s wrong with him?

dan, suppressing giggles: it’s nothing really...

kyle: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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dan: a mosquito tried to bite me and i slapped it and killed it

dan: and i started thinking

dan: like, it was just trying to get food

dan: what if i went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

dan: how would i feel then

kyle: are you okay

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dan: a wine for me, please, and a capri-sun for him

charlie: dan, i’m a grown man

charlie: i can order my own capri-sun

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kyle: this date is boring

dan: this isn’t a date. i said i was going to the shops

kyle: then why did you invite me?

dan: i didn’t. i specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you dan, i’ll do whatever i want”

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will: kyle are you with us?

kyle: physically, yes.

kyle: mentally, i’m in a renaissance painting wearing silk and looking wistfully into the distance.

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kyle: i do cook! i made a cake once!

dan: yeah it was good

kyle: really?

dan: don’t make me lie twice

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kyle: all of my shirts keep disappearing??

dan, wearing one of kyle’s shirts: oooh spooky

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dan: *pitches an idea about a new mixtape*

woody: huh, there might be something here!

kyle: yeah, a fucking lawsuit

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kyle: my breakfast consisted of gummies, made with real fruit, and they’re trying to tell me i’m not eating right???

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dan: can i please have some attention?

kyle: *hugs him tight* HERE’S YOUR FUCKING ATTENTION

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dan: i think i pulled a muscle!

kyle: you can’t pull what you don’t have.