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Man: (hacker voice) i’m in

Boss: i don’t think you’re meant to say hacker voice

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Duen: It hurts my Duen apple.

Thara: For the last time, it is not named after each individual man.

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First: I can’t tell the 00 line apart half the time because I don’t go by height, or appearance.

First: I go by who’s a pain in my ass.

First: which makes them all equal

Ohm: hey!

First: except for Ohm.

Ohm: thank you.

First: he’s the worst of them all.

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Chimon: when i go to jail im changing my name to mitochondria

Chimon: because mitochondria-

Gun: is the powerhouse of the cell, yeah we get it

Off, tearing up: we raised a fucking genius

Tay: so is no one gonna bring up the fact he said 'when' instead of 'if'

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priest: is it an urgent confession you’re after?

Frame: no, thank you. my sins are far too many and varied to mention, and frankly i intend to continue sinning so i won’t waste your time.

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Vee: Today’s Mark and my one-year anniversary

Bar: Oh, what’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? your first kiss? first time you had sex?

Vee: Yeah!

Bar: …

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Sun: Apologize to him, Mork

Mork: Fine, I’ll do it. But I warn you that this might make me a better person and that is NOT the man you fell in love with

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Ming: Have a good day!

Kit: Don't tell me what to do

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Prem: Arthit, I dare you to kiss the next person that walks into the common room.

Arthit: I am not kissing anyone!

*Kongpob walks into the room*

Arthit: Okay. I'll do it. I mean rules are rules.

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Tine: *playing out of tune guitar*

Sarawat: You take requests?

Tine: Sure.

Sarawat: Please stop.

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Ok this is not an incorrect quote but fellas tomorrow is Friday AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THAT MEANS

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[Kao teaching Pete and June math]

Kao: *points to a triangle* See? It’s 90 degrees.

June: 90 degrees?! But it's winter!

Kao: No, the angle is-

Pete: Because of global warming.

Kao: No, goddammit!

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Win: I regret giving you that blender

Team, drinking a sandwich: Why?

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Techno: swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Can: Heck

Techno: You're walking on a thin fucking ice!

Techno: Oh no.

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King: I had too many magic beans, I can feel the magic coursing through my veins.

Duen: P'King?

Ram: ignore him, he just ate ten boxes of tic-tacs.

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Saifah: I have no fears

Day: What if one day you woke up and Zon was taller than you?

Saifah: I have one fear

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Sun: I hope you have good explanation for this

Rain: We have three

Mork: Pick your favorite