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Shane Logic #2

Taking a nap is always so risky, like, when will I wake up? In 30 minutes? In 2 hours? In 7 years?

No one can be sure

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Shane Logic

-throwing fridges at people who need to chill

-what if one day you woke up and you didn’t have eye brows… byebrows

-why get thinner when you can have more dinner?

-if you like water then you already like 72% of me

-don’t cry because it’s over, cry because you’re ugly

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Ryan: ugh, why is the sun so hot?

Shane: maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot” ryan, maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”

Shane: think before you speak man

Ryan: …I’m not even going to ask

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Shane: an apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough Ryan: wha- OW!

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Shane: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough, but why stop there? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Ryan: Shane, how much sleep have you gotten this week? Shane: not enough

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Shane: today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool Ryan: and? Shane: I gave him a glass of water

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Ryan: dude, it’s really dark and I’m really scared Shane: don’t worry ryan, I got this *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*

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Shane: *playing Oregon Trail*

Sara: dies

Shane: aww dang it

Eugene: dies

Shane: noooooooo

Keith: dies

Shane: whyyyyyyyy

Ryan: gets Cholera

Shane: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

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Shane: *has a sticky note that reads “a baby” stuck on his forehead

Ryan: you’re tiny, always screaming for no apparent reason and you do nothing but sleep and shit

Shane: am I you?

Ryan: …

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Ryan: now he doesn’t have any criminal record... Shane: *winks slowly at Ryan* Ryan: DON’T WINK AT ME, IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

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Shane: *manages to fit himself into a windowsil of the house they are investigating* Ryan: Shane? Shane: Ryan, I think i'm stuck Ryan: well how did you get up there in the first place? Shane: at this point Ryan I actually don't know

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Ryan: Dude, I'm so scared Shane: *standing on a pentagram* now now Ryan, don't put yourself down Ryan: But I wasn't- Shane: one of these days I'm going to have to boost your confidence enough that you'll want to take over the world Ryan: But I'm already- Shane: shhhhh, say something that you think is good about yourself Ryan: Shane: Ryan: Shane: go on Ryan: um I have good hair? Shane: OMG RYAN THAT WAS AMAZING

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Ryan: "alrighty then, lets go catch some ghosts!" Also Ryan: *hears noise* "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT"

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Shane: gets thown half way across the room. Shane: "oh golly, that's some strong wind"