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Grim: Do you love me?

Ahsoka: We’re literally married.

Grim: Yeah, but as friends or—

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Grim: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Obi-Wan made me get tested.

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Grim: Bad news—Skywalker locked himself outside of his own house.

Grim: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Grim: Bad news—Obi-Wan finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Grim: Good news—a cute girl saw me do it.

Grim: Bad news—it was Ahsoka, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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Grim: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?

*Five minutes later*

Grim, calling Obi-Wan: HELP, I'VE BEEN STABBED.

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Grim: May the fourth be with you!

Obi-Wan: Don't you mean may the Force be with you?

Grim: I do not

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Grim: At this point I just assumed that the universe itself hates me and to be fair I agree with it on that.

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[Chapter 38 of TCWGANV]

Obi-Wan: Okay... we're going to need a carefully thought out plan

Grim, running off: I'M GOING TO KILL SKYWALKER!!

Obi-Wan: That's not a plan! Wait-

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Grim: All in all a 100% successful mission!

Obi-Wan: We lost Anakin.

Grim: All in all a 100% successful mission!

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Grim: It wasn't me.

Ahsoka: Or me.

Anakin: Not me. I tried to stop them.

Obi-Wan: I literally saw all of you do it and you were all giggling.

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Luke: Okay, so what now?

Grim: I don't know.

Luke: You don't know? This was your plan!

Grim: Yeah, but I didn't expect this much of it to work out.

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Grim: I have a Padawan now

Ahsoka: Congratul-

Grim: My Padawan is Luke Skywalker

Ahsoka: Luke what?

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Anakin: *running towards Grim with open arms*

Grim: *moves out of the way*

Anakin: Hey, why'd you move?!

Grim: I thought you were going to attack me.

Anakin: I was going to hug you!

Grim: Why would you hug me?

Anakin: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Grim: Don't talk to me or my son ever again!

Vader: Luke, is my son-

Grim: Don't talk to me or your son ever again!

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Obi-Wan: Are you alright? You look like you didn't sleep at all last night.

Grim: I got a solid 8 minutes.

Obi-Wan:

Grim: Not consecutively but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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[Playing the Floor is Lava]

Obi-Wan: *Helps Ahsoka onto a table*

Grim: *Pushes Anakin on the ground* IT'S OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

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Anakin, to Obi-Wan: Uh...Master I just saw your Padawan crying in the Archives for about 5 or 6 minutes and then her alarm went off and she just ...stopped crying and went back to studying???

Grim, appearing behind him suddenly: It's called time management

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Sidious: I'm going to kill you

Grim: Hold on I'm going to ask my dad.

Sidious: That's not how- wait who's your dad?

Grim: Master Kenobi said no