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Forgot to put this on yesterday. They are already planning for King Charles's funeral because he has very bad cancer. Do with this information what you will.

Also we should all take a moment of silence to remember the real victims. The tax payers who will be forced to pay for the funeral.

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As someone who has fed the trolls because I was sick and bored it is never worth it. Most likely they will come after you with something that makes you more pissed off. Just block them. The block button is there for a reason.

Sometimes we could all use a reminder. (source)

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Stop kink shaming people. People do realize that the scroll bar exists for a reason, right? Just scroll past.

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I like that he uses the Steven Universe shirt for each phase of life

The most important lesson you’ll eventually learn 🎓

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Well I mean when we were all cavemen these were the stakes so it's kind of ingrained into us.

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This is just what having ADHD feels like. It sounds really good in my head but the words won’t quiet come out right.

what studying literature feels like

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Then they want sex

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

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So I heard this yesterday while I was subbing. These two receptionists were talking and one told the other one advice she gave her daughter who just had a baby. The woman told her daughter that she better start acting like a single parent because she shouldn't expect her husband to pitch in since that's not his job. I went home and told my mother this and she was bullshit. She said that if you are already acting like a single parent than there is no point in being married. The husband should always pitch in. It is not a woman's job to raise the children. The husband helped contribute to making the child he has equal responsibility.

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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Where I live it is a crime to kill a snake since they are a big part of the ecosystem.

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

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I noticed that in a lot of my Around the World in 80 Days quotes I usually make Inspector Fix the serious one who has to deal with the antics of Phileas Fogg and Passepartout, but I would like to point out that the man traveled around the world just because of a slim chance that Phileas was the bank robber. I would also like to point out that he had barely any evidence to support his theory that Phileas was the bank robber. So even though I usually portray him as the serious one he is just as chaotic as Phileas and Passepartout.

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So my mom had notes on Triple Frontier:

They were too loud in the house.

She would have asked them to put the bags down ages ago and not have carried it as far.

She also thinks it’s stupid they gave all the money to Tom’s family.

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So I was in my room doing school work when I heard the opening of Triple Frontier and ran out to see that my mom had decided to watch it on her own so of course I dropped everything to go watch it with her.

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Today while making pizza I accidentally touched the oven and gave myself a second degree burn.

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My class showed a picture of subjects labeled by colored binders and they got the colors wrong. Science is supposed to be green not yellow. Hisory is yellow. Math is red. English is blue.

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The more I read classic books the more I learned that pretentious snobs haven’t actually read them and just pretend to because if they did they’d have a lot more to say about the gay/bisexual coding, polygamy coding, and overall fucked upness of the characters’s lives. Like how do you read Dracula and not have way more to say about it at parties. There are other books too that fall under this

the biggest tragedy about classical education is that people think it's meant to make you become a pretentious snob that quotes plato or seneca unprompted when in truth it's meant to make you a freak who cries and shakes profusely thinking about the fucked up family dynamics from 2000 year old plays