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Hey, this is dead, right?

Yeah basically. Afraid so. I lost interest after a while of running this.

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Herbert: Look at the buns on that guy.

Klutzy: *lying on floor covered with hamburger buns*

Rookie: *breaks down door* This is the comedy police! The joke’s too funny!

Herbert: *holds up gun* I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

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Is this blog dead?

Kind of? IDK, sorry, I stopped uploading when Uni got more intense and now that I’m out I just feel no motivation

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Herbert and Jet Pack Guy: *swinging at each other behind the counter* Rookie: “Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle!”

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Aunt Artic: Where are my fucking glasses? Gary: Say it nicer? Aunt Artic: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking glasses, sir?

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Rookie: “Whoa!” -bag of tortilla chips falls on him- “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!”

Vine

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Aunt Arctic: “One time I saw Rookie slurping dirt off the ground with a straw? I’m concerned.”

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Gary: “Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven, Rookie: Eat my shorts

The Simpsons, “The Raven” Parody

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Rookie: (Oh glory of glories, oh heavenly testimate to the eternal majesty of God’s creation.) HOLY MACARONI!

The Simpsons

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Gary: *bursts in* Herbert: *SCREAMS* G: Well, whadda ya think, Herb? All it needs is a title. I was thinking along the lines of, “No Inventing and No Coffee Make Gary Something, something.” H: “Goooo Crazy?” G: Don’t mind if I do! AAAABALLABALLA! BALLABALLA! EEH! EH HOO EH HOO EH HOO! VWWWT VWWT VWWWT! HABADADA! *chases him*

The Simpsons

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Agent: Herbert, is G gonna kill us? Herbert: We’re just gonna have to wait and see.

The Simpsons

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Rookie: I’m not afraid of ghosts, I’m not afraid of sharks, I’m not afraid of cancer, I’m just afraid of snakes! Where are there arms and legs? It’s not okay!

Bob’s Burgers

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Herbert: …and that’s when I realized, I didn’t want to do a B&E, I just wanted to kick a door in.

Dane Cook

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*Aunt Arctic and Gary are test driving a new EPF ride, a large van* Aunt Arctic: Whoo! Gary: What’s wrong? AA: This thing is so big and powerful! I don’t know if I can handle it… *sticks head out window* HEY JENNIFER SLOWPEZ! GET OUTTA THE WAY!

Bob’s Burgers

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I’m just a little tired. Also, I might be a pimp. -Herbert

Bob’s Burgers

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Rookie: You know, when you’re a rookie, they can teach you everything about being a cop except how to live with a mistake.

Die Hard

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Rookie: Jet Pack Guy! Gary liked my idea! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.

Bob’s Burgers