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Coral Island head canons because no one asked

Pablo is not ticklish and he's greatly saddened by this.

Chaem is ticklish but she will destroy those who try to tickle her.

Millie is not ticklish and she is happy about it.

Lily is very ticklish. Theo used to be an ass about it but now defends her if anyone tries to tickle her.

Leah is only ticklish on her left thigh.

Rafael is ticklish in 2 places but he will not let anyone know.

Scott is only ticklish on his feet.

Kenny is ticklish everywhere but likes it.

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Farmer: So, what do you think of pet names?

Scott: Well, you gotta call them something.

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Noah: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Farmer: For the dogs.

Noah: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Farmer: They don't know how.

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Farmer: "I lost a bet."

Farmer: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.

Zara: What's the first?

Farmer: "Let's make a bet."

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(After marrying Farmer and moving on land)

Miranjani : I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

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Denali: farmer is late again.

Semeru: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Agung: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Miranjani : I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Denali: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*farmer bursts through the door*

Farmer: WHAT TIME IS IT?!

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Farmer: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Miranjani : Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Farmer: Okay yeah thanks Miranjani , that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

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Semeru: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Semeru: What an idiot.

Semeru: *realizes it's Farmer*

Semeru: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Denali: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Farmer: What?

Denali: Is there a point system, or is it... to the death?

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Farmer: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Miranjani: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Farmer: ...

Farmer: You mean ring bearER, right?

Miranjani: ...

Farmer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Part 2

we need our leading man in the fanfiction/play

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for all my Coral Island Friends!!!

I'm putting two polls up for a fanfiction I'm trying to write Farmer (female) auditions for a musical in Beluga Bay

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Farmer, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Wakuu: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Wakuu: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Farmer, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Wakuu: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Wakuu: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Farmer, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Farmer: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Theo: You and me!!!

Farmer, tearing up: Okay.

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Farmer: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Wakuu, not looking up from his work: Myxine Circifrons

Farmer:

Farmer: fsh.

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Surya: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Farmer: You need to stop

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Leah: swear words are illegal now... If you say one you'll be fined.

Macy: heck.

Leah: you're on thin fucking ice.

Leah: oh no...