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Incorrect Dark Cloud quotes
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Things that you never hear the Dark Cloud characters say.
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 3 years ago
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Monica: Hey, Max. *passes by Osmond* Hey, Osmond.
Osmond: Go choke on a muffin!
Max: *turns around upon hearing the mean words* What was that?
Osmond: I said "Go choke on a muffin." Or would that be a danish or something?
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 6 years ago
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Ruby: Give it here, Toan!
Toan: Don't worry, Suzy. I got you!
Ruby: Don't listen to him, Jack! He's just weird, that's all!
*The phone hits the floor, in which Sophia walks over to it and pees on it, destroying the phone.*
Ruby: You can have it.
Toan: No, I'm good.
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 6 years ago
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Seda: Come on, Sophia... Don't do this. I love you, girl... You don't want to hurt me...
Sophia: *fires laser beams from her eyes*
Seda: *quickly blocks the beams* Or... Maybe you do...!
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 6 years ago
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In Dark Heaven Castle
Goro: *After learning that something was inside of Seda* What?! Seda is... PREGNANT?!
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 6 years ago
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In the Wise Owl Forest
Toan: *to the two werewolves* Hey, you overgrown dogs! Wait till we get down there!
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 6 years ago
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After killing the Killer Snake and giving Goro the Skull Pendant
Fudoh: *taps Goro’s forehead* Sorry, Goro… But this is... the last time... *fades*
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 7 years ago
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Toan: C’mon! C’mon! Keep up with me!
Seda: *after seeing that Toan was running in place* I WOULD IF YOU WERE MOVING!
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 7 years ago
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In Queens, after restoring Ruty's store
Xiao: *smacks lips hungrily* Salmon. Catfish. Tuna... Why do they taunt me?
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 7 years ago
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In Seda's time period
Sophia: *runs off towards the sofa* Please don't hurt me! Kill the King, not me! I'm gonna be assassin bait!
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 7 years ago
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In Queens
Goro: *After hearing about La Saia's death* Why must the good die young?!
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 7 years ago
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Sophia: What's that?
Toan: Oh. That's just Seda.
Seda: She means the ship, Toan!
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 7 years ago
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Toan: It's clean. Got ya!
Sophia: *slaps Toan* Will you cut it out?!
Seda: *upon seeing the infant stop crying* Hey, do it again. He likes it.
Sophia: *slaps Toan again*
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 7 years ago
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Goro: Guys. Guess what I found!
*A dog walks in*
Toan: Where did you get a dog?
Ruby: And don't say from a guy with sunglasses and a cane.
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 8 years ago
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Goro: (munches on some cheese and crackers) I thought I was the cute one.
Ruby: No. You’re the fat, stupid one with a big mouth!
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incorrectdarkcloudquotes · 8 years ago
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Dark Genie: *rises from Seda's body* I'm free! I'm free!
*Suddenly gets sucked into an urn*
Dark Genie: Dang it!
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