incorrectffxvliners

[incorrectffxvliners]

Prompto: [readying his camera] Smile Noct!

Noctis: [frowns]

Prompto: Gorgeous!

submitted by @nerdyfantasy72

[incorrectffxvliners]

Gentiana: I love Lunafreya, I would walk through fire for her. Ok well maybe not fire.. But a really humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

[incorrectffxvliners]

Aranea, trying to check Prompto's wounds: Alright could you open up?

Prompto: Well, it started when I was a child...

Aranea: Wait no thats not what I-

Aranea: You know what just tell me

[incorrectffxvliners]

Luna, speaking to Aranea: Also if you see Ravus, please give him this face. [Makes a slightly disappointed facial expression]

Luna: He'll know what it means.

Aranea [sometime later]: Oh, speaking of, she wanted me to give you a message. [makes a slightly disappointed facial expression]

Ravus: [sighing] The neutral face of displeasure

submission by @kazeshxni

[incorrectffxvliners]

Regis: What did I tell you about calling Ravus, 'the devil'?

Noctis: That its offensive to the devil?

[incorrectffxvliners]

Ignis: You can't do this.

Noctis: Well guess what? I'm the prince, so I can.

submission by @lysxelo

[incorrectffxvliners]

Cindy: Your hands are so nice and strong

Cindy: But your right hand is much stronger than your left, why is that?

Prompto:

Prompto: Um, I'm a gunslinger

[incorrectffxvliners]

Noctis: Ignis, do you think I'm smart?

Ignis: Oh is that what we're gonna do today? We're gonna fight??

[incorrectffxvliners]

In a dungeon

Noctis: Its so dark here! I can't see anything!

Ignis: Oh no, what a nightmare.

Noctis: ... Sorry

submission by @kazeshxni

[incorrectffxvliners]

Gladio, after being told a fight is too risky: I'm sorry, all these muscles make it hard to hear sometimes. What was that about risk?

[incorrectffxvliners]

I hit the hay all day motherfucker. 24 hour sleep schedule. if you awake you fake. its beadtime bitch

Noctis probably submitted by @decayedrose

[incorrectffxvliners]

Ardyn: [After getting stabbed in the gut] Are you going to want this nice sword back or can I keep it?

[incorrectffxvliners]

Noctis: Food: 8000 Gil

Noctis: Phone Bills: 2000 Gil

Noctis: Hotels and other accommodations: 10,000 Gil

Noctis: Hairgel: 500,000 Gil

Noctis: Gas for the regalia: 1000 Gil

Noctis: Someone good at the economy please help me budget this my nation is dying

Cindy: Spend less on hairgel

Noctis: No

submission by @shadownightes

[incorrectffxvliners]

Regis: How about you go stay in Tenebrae for a bit? You and Ravus seem to get along good.

Noctis: He set my slip n' slide on fire.

Regis: I said good not great.

Noctis: WHILE I WAS ON IT.

submission by @enforcers-nine-and-twelve

[incorrectffxvliners]

Prompto: [trying to flirt] Jumping from helicopters is dangerous but did you know that 1 in 5 people don't make it to the ground?

Noctis: What? Dont make it to the ground? Then where do they go?

[incorrectffxvliners]

Ravus: Have a safe flight.

Ardyn: Now, you know I have no control over something like that.

Ravus: Alright, die then.

[incorrectffxvliners]

Ardyn: Noctis, may I get your number?

Noctis: [visibly texting] I don't have a phone.

submission by @maidofpasta