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Dimity: Nice work, gays! Hecate, sharing look with Pippa: Did you mean guys? Dimity: Did I fucking stutter?

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Dimity: What is Hecate even doing? Pippa, protectively: Her best.

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Ada: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly. Pippa: You’re right. Pippa: Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. Pippa: You, however, I would maim.

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imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

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imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

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Ada: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter ’S’. Dimity: *looks over at Pippa and Hecate* Dimity: Is it ‘sexual tension’?

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Hecate: Who keeps stealing my sweaters? If I ever find out who it is I swear I’ll- Pippa: [walks in wearing Hecate's sweater] Hecate: -love them with all my heart.

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Hecate: Making my way downtown, walking fast Ada: Ms. Hardbroom, Mildred is looking for you- Hecate: Walking faster

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Stranger: Is that woman annoying you? Hecate, glances at Pippa: Yes, but she’s my wife. I signed up for this.

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Hecate: You alright? Pippa: Of course, why? Hecate: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

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Pippa: If you ever get married can I have an important role in the wedding? Hecate, hurt: What do- Pippa: Like the bride.

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Pippa: *Eating cinnamon roll* Hecate: Cannibalism Pippa: *Confused and panicked choking sounds*

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Hecate: Not everyone is going to think that I’m pretty and that’s okay. Pippa: They’re wrong though.

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Pippa: *falls* Hecate: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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Hecate: What’s that? Pippa: Oh, that’s just my to-do list. Hecate: That’s just a post-it note with my name on it… Pippa: *Smirks*

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Hecate: I’m the type of woman who likes to think things through. Pippa: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?

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Ada: How long have you been sleeping with Pippa? Hecate: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get - why would - I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity - Pippa is my friend. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how - how - do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm? Check and mate.