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Witch: How is the most beautiful woman in the world doing? Hecate: I don’t know. Hecate: Pippa, how are you doing? Pippa, blushing: I’m fine. Hecate: She’s fine. Witch: …

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Hecate: Check out the shirt Pippa just had made Hecate: *Unbuttons coat to reveal ‘Hecate Fucking Hardbroom’ shirt* Dimity, rolling her eyes: Great. Pippa: I got one too! Pippa: *Unbuttons her own cloak showing ‘Fucking Hecate Hardbroom’ shirt* Dimity: Oh for Christ’s sake.

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Pippa: Face it, I’m the best thing that has ever happened to you. Hecate: While that might be true, not a lot of good things have happened to me.

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Dimity: Hecate does have a point. Hecate: Don't agree with me, it makes me uncomfortable.

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Ada: I need you two to pretend to hate each other until they leave. Pippa and Hecate: What? Why? Ada: Do it, it’s for the school. Pippa to Hecate: You are too pretty and smart! It’s irritating! Hecate: Me?! You are the- You are the most beautiful woman in the world! Pippa : *pouts* Ada on a sigh: Why… why did that offend her? Hecate: I usually say ‘in the universe’.

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Hecate: Honey bun? Pippa: Yes? Hecate, blushing: I meant, would you like one? Pippa: Oh. Yes. Sure. Sugar? Hecate: Yes? Pippa, also blushing: I was just asking if you wanted some sugar in your tea. Hecate, flustered: Oh! Yes…yes, please. Both: *completely flustered* Dimity, from a distance: Even I’m getting embarrassed from watching them.

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Mildred: I’m having boy troubles. Hecate: Just remember the quickest way to any man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.

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Dimity: Nice work, gays! Hecate, sharing look with Pippa: Did you mean guys? Dimity: Did I fucking stutter?

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Dimity: What is Hecate even doing? Pippa, protectively: Her best.

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Ada: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly. Pippa: You’re right. Pippa: Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. Pippa: You, however, I would maim.

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imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

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imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

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Ada: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter ’S’. Dimity: *looks over at Pippa and Hecate* Dimity: Is it ‘sexual tension’?

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Hecate: Who keeps stealing my sweaters? If I ever find out who it is I swear I’ll- Pippa: [walks in wearing Hecate's sweater] Hecate: -love them with all my heart.

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Hecate: Making my way downtown, walking fast Ada: Ms. Hardbroom, Mildred is looking for you- Hecate: Walking faster

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Stranger: Is that woman annoying you? Hecate, glances at Pippa: Yes, but she’s my wife. I signed up for this.

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Hecate: You alright? Pippa: Of course, why? Hecate: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.