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Joanie: I would walk through fire for this family.

Joanie: Well not FIRE because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room.

Joanie: But not too humid, because my hair.

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Wally: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Baker: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Joanie: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Clay: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Luke: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Hannah:

Hannah: I have emotional scars.

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Clay: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Wally!

Wally: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Joanie: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Hannah: How can you still say that?

Joanie: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Hannah: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Baker: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Wally: Hey, Hannah? Can I get some dating advice?

Hannah: Just because I’m with Baker doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Luke: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Joanie: Alright, what's 30x17?

Luke: 47

Joanie: That's not even close.

Luke: But it was fast.

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Clay: That goes against my moral compass.

Hannah: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.