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I’m going to be lying awake at night wondering why I didn’t punch you.

Gaz, to Dib

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Dib: I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. Gaz: It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it.

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Zim: So, Dib. We meet at last. Dib: We've met, Zim.

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Every child is a potential future enemy. Zero tolerance policy.

Zim

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I'm busy right now. Can I ignore you later?

Gaz

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Zim, to Skoodge: If anyone suspects anything weird about you, just say, “boy, I could use some coffee.” It’s like, code for “I’m human”.

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Tallest Purple: Turns out nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos. Larb: What about Skoodge? Tallest Purple: Shut up.

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Zim: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER! Dib: Vasquez?

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Zim: GIR! We are going to make them pay! GIR: Yes! How much?

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I'm not a mad scientist. I'm just a disappointed scientist.

Professor Membrane

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Zim: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO??? Dib: *choking back tears* Uh, yeah, I’m actually trying really hard here. Zim: *now looking uncomfortable* Oh.

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My brilliance astounds me.

Zim

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The autistic trait that bites me in the ass most frequently is my impenetrable belief that if I show people the truth they will believe me.

Dib

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The Letter M: Will you stop acting crazy? Dib: Oh my God! I am not crazy! I AM NOT CRAZY! YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CRAZY! Rest of the class: Dib: Look, I get it, alright, I realize that sounded a little fucking crazy.

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Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid.

Gaz

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Gaz: Hey, look. The milk expires tomorrow. Dib, hinting about his birthday: Speaking of tomorrow, it’s a pretty special day, isn’t it? Gaz: Not for anyone who drinks this milk tomorrow.

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Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall!

Zim, to Dib