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incorrect jane eyre
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jane eyre except it's incorrect quotes + chaotic musings
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incorrectjaneeyre · 2 months ago
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jane: would you rather get with a missionary, god-fearing statue or an emo bigamist?
jane: decisions, decisions
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incorrectjaneeyre · 5 months ago
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mr rochester, post first proposal: jane, you know that i love you, right?
jane: of course. why do you ask? are you having second thoughts? is miss ingram--
mr rochester: NO. but... i think you need a makeover. how does a new wardrobe of silk and satin sound? ooh, and also all the rochester family jewels!!! how'd you like that, huh? and i can't forget the awesome eurosummer honeymoon we're going to have!!! i can't wait!
jane:
jane: oh, you're not kidding
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incorrectjaneeyre · 5 months ago
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‘would jane eyre be a swiftie’ she is listening to illegally downloaded nightcore on an mp3 player held together by tape and an unknown sticky substance that might be store brand cola. the one song she does like however is you belong with me bc it was in a vampire knight amv and she finds it relatable
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incorrectjaneeyre · 5 months ago
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mr rochester, post-fire: i cannot believe i lost my poor jane... my darling fairy... my angel...
jane, coming in with a tea tray: ???
mr rochester, teary: sometimes i can still hear her voice
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incorrectjaneeyre · 5 months ago
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mr rochester in full fortune-teller drag: hey single queen are you ready to find out everything about yourself????!!!
jane: uh…
mr rochester: mmm yes i see in you an avoidance to be anything but solitary and silly and scared
jane: i haven’t even said anything—
mr rochester: anyways what do you think of mr rochester? is he hot? is he sexy? don’t you think he’s SMOULDERING? and so passionate? and such a fun dude to talk to?
jane:
jane: sir, your robe is coming undone
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incorrectjaneeyre · 5 months ago
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mr rochester after the first proposal, to the tune of “i’m looking for a man in finance”: i’m looking for a girl who’s a governess, with no money, who’s really short, and looks like a fairy
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incorrectjaneeyre · 6 months ago
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jane, after rejecting st john: the path to inner peace begins with ten words... "if i were to marry you, it would kill me."
jane: i am so peaceful right now.
meanwhile...
mr rochester, about to yell across the moors: i am so not peaceful right now
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incorrectjaneeyre · 6 months ago
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jane: mr rochester, is that legal?
mr rochester: when there aren't any interloping interjectors around, anything's legal!
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incorrectjaneeyre · 6 months ago
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st john: so jane, will you marry me?
jane: ...as a friend? a fellow missionary?
st john: well yes but also no
jane:
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incorrectjaneeyre · 6 months ago
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incorrectjaneeyre · 7 months ago
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mr rochester: when i'm sad, i like to eat my way through a box of chocolate comfits. i love bonbons. they're so crunchy. crunch.
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incorrectjaneeyre · 7 months ago
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jane after properly seeing rochester for the first time: mr rochester kind of just looks like a square
jane: i mean, his face is square, his hair is swept angularly, his body is rectangular... is he just some elaborate shape?
mr rochester after properly seeing jane for the first time: omg governess... pale and pretty... <3
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incorrectjaneeyre · 7 months ago
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mr rochester: jane, are you going to leave?
jane: take a guess.
mr rochester: no?
jane, with one foot out the window: take another guess
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incorrectjaneeyre · 7 months ago
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mr rochester: my darling fairy-like janet, bad things keep happening to me and i don’t know why :(
jane: are you saying that you don’t know why you’re caught in this situation right now????
mr rochester: yeah :((((
jane: mr rochester, was it not your idea to marry me when you already had a wife??????? and engage in bigamy???? which is illegal????????
mr rochester: 🥺 but— but—
jane: yeah i thought so
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incorrectjaneeyre · 7 months ago
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the "i definitely do NOT have feelings for them in any way shape or form" while obviously crushing on them trope might be cliché to you. it's about being doomed from the start, the desperate denial of the starved self, the tragic inevitably of love to me tho
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incorrectjaneeyre · 7 months ago
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jane, post first proposal: you know, i've always wondered what you were writing in that little notebook of yours when i bumped into you on my way back from visiting my aunt.
mr rochester, sweating as he slowly backs away: n-nothing hahaha... i wasn't writing anything at all... what noooo... i'm totally not sneaking off to hide my notebook full of musings written in glittery gel pen about you... see you later janet...
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incorrectjaneeyre · 7 months ago
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jane, upon returning to thornfield from gateshead: hi mr rochester
mr rochester: HI??? YOU DISAPPEAR FOR A MONTH AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS "HI"???
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