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Kris:I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.

Jan:Ok.

Kris:Wait,why such a muted reaction?

Kris:Did that not sound cool?

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Bojan:The best person I know is myself.

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Martin:Did you bring Nace?

Jan,gesturing to Bojan:No,but I brought the next best thing.

Martin:Bojan?

Martin:The next best thing would be Jure.

Bojan:I would be offended,but Jure is freakishly strong.

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Jure,explaining why he is not allowed to cook:I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high.

Jure:Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Bojan:Got called a homosexual in Walmart earlier,lads.

Nace:Tell us what happened,lad.

Bojan:I got called a homosexual in Walmart.

Nace:Yeah,but why?

Bojan:I was being a homosexual.

Nace:In Walmart?

Bojan:Yeah,it was in Walmart.

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Jure:Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Nace:

Nace:Why are you eating dirt?

Jure:Did I ask you if I should eat dirt?

Jure:No,so answer my question.

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Bojan:Jan,I'm gonna cry!

Jan:Please don't.

Bojan,crying:Request denied.

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Kris:Bojan isn't talking to me.

Jan:Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Jure:You really gotta get your tongue on it.

Jure:*Licks soap*

Jure:Bleh-

Jure:Don't get your tongue on it.

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Jure:*shatters a window and climbs through it*

Jure,turning around and helping Bojan through it:Breaking and entering is wrong Bojan.

Bojan:Okay.

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Kris:You're so full of yourself.

Bojan:You would be too if you were beautiful and interesting

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Jure:Ah shit,I forgot.

Nace:Forgot what?

Jure:How do you expect me to answer that?

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Jure:Uh,I think I got your lunch.

Jure:*Holds up a note that reads;‘I am very proud of you.Love,Kris’*

Jan:Oh yeah,I didn’t think this was for me.

Jan:*Holds up a note that reads;‘Be good.For the love of God,Please be good.’*

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Nace:I'm worried about you...

Jan,dunking oreos in whiskey:Why?

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Martin:Are you coming to bed?

Bojan:I can't,this is important.

Martin:What?

Bojan:Someone is wrong on the internet.

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Jure:So I got this amazing plan!

Kris:We fail almost every time you say that.

Jure:Well this is the same!

Jure:But with a hamster involved.

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Bojan:A fistfight CAN be romantic.