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Saruhiko: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Misaki:Are you calling me short?

Saruhiko: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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Akiyama: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.

Fushimi: Oh, that was all real.

Andy: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!

Fushimi: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

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Sukuna: You’re giving me a sticker?

Yukari: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Sukuna: I’m not a preschooler.

Yukari: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Sukuna: I earned this, back off!

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Saruhiko: Bitch.

Misaki: Blocked.

Saruhiko: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.

Misaki: Unblocked.

Saruhiko: Bitch.

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Shiro: While I'm gone, you're in charge Neko.

Neko: Yes!

Shiro, whispering to Kuroh: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.

Kuroh: Obviously.

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Andy: Why... WHY did you give Fushimi a knife?!

Akiyama: I'm sorry! He said he felt unsafe!

Andy: Now I feel unsafe!!

Akiyama: I'm sorry.

Akiyama: ....would you like a knife?

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I am chewing on them like I am a wild animal.

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*Misaki is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Misaki: Clear orange juice?

Misaki: Oh, it's empty.

Saruhiko, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Misaki: Hey do you wanna take a shower with me?

Saruhiko: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Saruhiko: Ok, I'm going to go get the wedding cake.

Misaki: Perfect, while you do that I'm gonna check on the ring bear.

Saruhiko: ...

Saruhiko: You mean ring bearER, right?

Misaki: ...

Saruhiko: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Whoops its been a while since my last post. I promise I'll get back to it again, for the meantime, here's an updated digital reference of my K Project OC, Osamu! :)

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Yukari: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Nagare: *pulls out card from deck* Is this your card?

Yukari: Holy shit.

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Munakata: Fushimi is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Seri: Boys?

Fushimi: Homicide.

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Yata: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone!

Rikio: What are you talking about? Of course-

Chitose, holding out a hand to shut Rikio up: No, no, they have a point-

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This isn't a quote I just wanted to share my K Project OC with ya'll.

His name is Osamu Sato, he is in Scepter 4, and I love him and hope you guys do as well.

Also please enjoy him giving away some kisses to his fellow clansmen/king.

Thank you for your time.

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Shiro: Talk dirty to me~

Kuroh: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Shiro: Wha-

Kuroh: The economy is in shambles.

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Kuroh, at Yukari's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone at the funeral: Of course. *they leave*

Kuroh, leaning over Yukari's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Yukari, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah no shit.