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[picking up a vinyl record] Ahh Carl Stalling - Songs For Beginners. Just... just the album cover alone, look at that face, he knows he made a great record.

Bugs Bunny

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Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.

Henery Hawk

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I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sthorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me. It feeds my sthoul. Babies are drawn to me, and I think it's because they sthee me as one of them. But... cooler and with my life put together a little bit more. If a baby were President, there would be no taxes. There would be no war. There would be no... government, and... things could get terrible...and actually probably it would be a better sthcreenplay idea then a stheriouths sthuggestion.

Daffy Duck

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Justin: The scariest thing in the world would be... if all the air in the world turned to WOOD!

[The children gasp]

Phoebe: Okay, like, the scariest thing in the world would be... if like you went to grab something and it wasn't there!

[The children stare blankly]

Phoebe: .... Because it turned to WOOD!

[The children gasp]

Daffy: [grinning] The sthcariethst thing in the world would be... if they gave actor Sean Athstin a TV show! [All the children scream and flee in terror.]

[Later]

Paul Perdy: You don't really believe in that stuff, about actor Sean Astin getting a TV show, do you Pampreen?

Pampreen Perdy: Nah, the broadcasting industry has all sorts of safeguards to prevent that sort of thing.

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Mrs. Coyote: Mrs. Badger's exploded! Wile E.: Good thing, too. Mrs. Coyote: She's my best friend! Wile E.: Oh, don't be so sentimental, mother. Things explode everyday.

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Bugs: Excuse me, doc? TV Doctor: Oh I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV that's why I recommend...

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A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from my shillelagh. You can keep it in a crock. Beep Beep.

Beep Beep (The Road Runner)

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Daffy: Anyway, that night it was announthced that the president was going on the radio to announthce the war was going to end, and I asked my father if I could sthtay up with him to listen to it. What do you think he sthaid? Plucky: I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.

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[Daffy is calling Carol on his phone, and he can hear her phone ringing]

Daffy: [impersonating Carol] "Hello there, you've reached Carol. I'm Foghorn's athsithstant. I can't do any athsithsting right now because I forgot my phone. Yukkity, yukkity, yuk."

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Sylvester: (to Pete) We need to sthomething about this music (looks at Claude) then him.

Claude: (dancing)

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Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit. Anger toined inwards is depression. Anger toined sideways is Yosemite Sam.

Bugs Bunny

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Mary Duck: So anyway, how was your week? What'd you do? Boston Quackie (Daffy Duck): Well, I got blown up twithce. I accused your ex-boyfriend of murder. And, oh, I-I told off your mother. Mary: Oh, good. You kept busy. Quackie: Yeah. Sthee what happens when you sthtand me up?

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Bugs (as narrator): ...and our trio of tall-tale tacklers (are) speaking in bull.

Sylvester: Moooo!

Pete Puma: Those are whales!

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Daphne Duck: Hey Daffy, does this make me look fat?

Daffy: No way honey, it makes you look rich! [Eyes turn into a dollar signs]

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[Officers Porky and Speedy are watching a "hot" video tape, strictly for business purposes.]

Speedy: Well, that's deefferente.

Porky: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-someone's been doing y-y-yoga.

Co-worker: You guys have a stapler?

Porky: N-n-n-no, but you are the third one to ask in the last t-t-t-10 minutes. Do you want us to b-b-burn you a c-c-c-copy?

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Sgt. Joe Monday (Daffy Duck): With the exctheption of you and canned cling peaches, I'd find it hard to find anyone or anything that doesn't know you should never leave your rocket keys in the ignition. Det. Schmoe Tuesday (Porky Pig): It's c-c-called a m-mistake, Tuesday, but I guess you never make any of those, d-do you? Police Chief: Monday, Tuesday, we've got another one. Flying milk saucer hijack down at the freight quadrant. Doggone Martians must be living on milk! Monday: Yethsir, Chief. We'll roll as sthoon as we requisition a new... Police Chief: Oh, one more thing. Police and fire departments all over the galaxy are reporting vehicles stolen. So keep an eye on your rocket.

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Good timing, Bugs...just when it seems when its all lost for you, he got shot by sthome hunters and now you hit the razzafrackin' lottery??

Daffy Duck