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[Porky carries a limp Peta Pig riddled with darts into the living room]

Petunia: Oh, gosh! Is she alright?

Porky: Sh-sh-sh-she'll be fine; just b-b-b-breathe her with this pump.

[Petunia holds Peta and begins pumping her lungs]

Porky: The poli-poli-uh the cops said, if Peta goes on another r-r-rampage, they'll throw her in pri-pri-uh jail!

Petunia: Jail?! She'll never survive! Tiny cells, the gangs, getting shanked in the cafeteria! [Grunts and pretends to stab someone] The first couple stabs break the skin, then they really get in there! [Grunts with effort] And my baby's all, "Auuggh! You bimbo; I'll kill you!" [Sits down quietly and continues pumping Peta's lungs; Porky glares on]

Porky: ...Th-th-th-th-th-that was a haunting s-s-scenlet, P-Petunia.

Petunia: ...And we can't prevent it! Peta has horrible taste in men; she's gonna get broken up with again!

Porky: Th-th-th-th-that's why, from here on out, she doesn't date anyone I don't appr-appr-uh sign off on.

Petunia: [Still pumping] I don't know Porky. I think what she needs right now is our love and support--

[Peta suddenly awakens, then grabs Petunia and throttles her]

Petunia: Shoot her! Shoot her in the face!

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Wile E. Coyote: [clears his throat] So, how about that airline food?

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Kevin Avery: Now when you broke into this, um, what was it... Yosemite Sam: Bakery Kevin Avery: Bakery, yes... what were you thinking about at the time? Sam: I wasn't thinkin' about nothin', ah was too busy breakin' in!

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Yosemite Sam: Ah know ya don't prep your emergency ship unless there's a razzafrackin' emergency! Clyde Bunny: He's razzafrackin' right. Bugs: Hey, watch your mouth.

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Dr. Watkins, we have hit a clue sthmorgathsbord!

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Claudette: Le Pew, ah'd razair not. Pepe: What does zat got to do weeth eet? Claudette: Funny, ah thought eet was a strong point.

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Feline Butterology! I've got a patent pending on this!

Sylvester

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Pirate Sam: Aw, heck, Henery. Ah could never harm you. You're honest and brave and true. You didn't learn that from me. Henery Hawkins: I loined it from my friends, Sam. Now, take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again. Ever.

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Sylvester: I'm not afraid, Alan. Let the chips fall where they may. Alan Pussycat: That's what an innocent pussycat would say. Sylvester: I know.

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General Pandemonium (Yosemite Sam): Look at it, Kitty! He's hideous! And that smell! Captain Renault (Pepe le Pew): Le HEY! YOU try weareeng ze same suit for three weeks!

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You think she's got a thing for you, don't you? That's cute...but don't flatter yourthself. That one... she's a wathste of ink.

Daffy Duck to D.J. Drake

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Zen ah'll write a song and we'll poot eet een le cartoon and whenevair you sing eet or hear eet. Or wheestle or hum eet zen you'll know. Eet'll mean zat we love one anozair.

Pepe le Pew to Penelope Pussycat

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Coach Leghorn: Hey, ah say hey son! Come heah. Wheah ah say wheah ah you going, going that is?

Furrball: You don't want me to go in Coach?

Coach Leghorn: Yaw not ah say yaw not wearing a helmet?

[Furrball realizes he has no helmet on]

Coach Leghorn: Mah ah say mah goodness, goodness gracious that is!

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Melissa Duck: Have you been around Europe a lot? Daffy: Not at all. I’ve been to all stheven continents, but none of Europe.

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Captain Star Johnson: Okay, so the most important thing to remember is that we stick together, right? We are a unit. They take all of us, or they take none of us.

Duck Dodgers: [walking in] Okay people, let's go to Plan B. It's every man for himsthelf!

Johnson: Listen to me! The last thing we need right now is a power struggle!

Dodgers: Abstholutely, I'm with you.

Johnson: Good.

Dodgers: All those in favor of maintaining a unified front sthtay here, those of you who'd like to join my sthplinter group meet me in the men's room in five minutes.

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And a maroon again! Sorry maroon still.

Bugs Bunny to Elmer Fudd

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Honey Bunny: [after jumping off the turret walkway of Crazy Castle into a cart full of hay, after hunters have chased them] Do you do this often?

Bugs: I seem to, yeah.

Honey: You know, it really would be easier to kill them.

[Bugs laughs]

Bugs: I know.

[They get up]

Bugs: But where would be the fun in that, eh?