#source: scooby doo

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: I need to learn how to ride a motorcycle.

Wade: I can teach you. I’ve been riding since I was five.

Peter: Isn’t it illegal for a five-year-old to ride a motorcycle?

Wade: Well, yeah. But how was I supposed to know? I was five!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: All this walking is making me hungry.

Donnie: Everything makes you hungry.

[autisticzenitsu]

Zenitsu: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life. Tanjiro: Tied with what? Zenitsu: Every other freaking day of my life!

[hollow-prior]

Kipps: Hey nerds!

*Lucy, Lockwood, and George turn around*

Kipps: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.

[theunmappedstar]

Dex: We’re gonna die!

Biana: Think positive.

Dex: We’re gonna die quickly!

Biana: That’s the spirit!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *examining the different gelatin brands* Hm...

Eddie: *staring at Frank longingly* Purty...

Howdy: *sick of Eddie's fawning* Wow, Eddie, it's Frank!

Eddie: *dreamily* Yeah...

Howdy: *points dramatically* He's standing right there!

Eddie: *dreamily* Yeah...

Howdy: *waves up high* And you can go talk to him!

Eddie: *dreamily* No...

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus: *Slaps Megatron*

Megatron: I needed that.

Rodimus: *Slaps Megatron again*

Megatron: I needed that, too.

Rodimus: *Punches Megatron in the face*

Megatron: YOU’RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK, RODIMUS!

[waterfire1848]

[ Dragon!Azula gets angry. ]

Katara: Azula? Are you okay?

Zuko: Don’t worry. I know how to handle this.

Zuko: Azula?

[ Azula looks over at Zuko and he flicks her on the face. ]

Zuko: See?

[ Azula wacks him with her tail. ]

[resident-wof-expert]

Where does he keep pulling all those weapons from?? He has no pockets!

-Glory, about Deathbringer

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Everett: There's a very logical explanation for all this. Harlan: Quick, tell me. Everett: The place is haunted. Harlan: Thanks a lot.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Dorcas: Hey nerd!

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter: [turn around to look at Dorcas]

Dorcas: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: This machine takes these little quarter thingies. Donnie: Those are francs. Mikey: I thought they were mine??

[ladymiraclewings]

Adrien Agreste: You didn't pack the luggage? Marinette Dupain Cheng: Like, what's the big deal? We all wear the same outfits every single day anyway.

[incorrectstation19quotes]

Emmett: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life. Travis: Tied with what? Emmett: Every other freaking day of my life.

[irishpotato19-hotwheels]

🔥Incorrect Hot Wheels Quotes🔥

Stanford: This machine takes these little quarter thingies

Tezz: Those are francs.

Stanford: No, they're mine!

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Pete: How long have you been standing there?

Ted: Don't try that. You know the concept of time confuses me!